# cassandra peterson (elvira's) boobies **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 19, 2004, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cassandra-peterson-elviras-boobies/270133 "2004-10-19T23:46:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cassandra-peterson-elviras-boobies/270133/41 "2004-10-22T21:41:18Z")
Her breasts in the Penthouse spread, were real and were medium large for her medium small body frame. It’s unlikely she would have needed surgical enhancement to make them “cleave” in a tight, squeezing outfit. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cassandra-peterson-elviras-boobies/270133/42 "2004-10-22T21:51:41Z")
[Here’s a reasonably current worksafe pic of her in street clothes.](http://www.hollywoodoutsider.com/pictures/articles/Elvira/cassandra1.jpg) She is busty but not insanely so. She’s in good shape for a 50+ lady! ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cassandra-peterson-elviras-boobies/270133/43 "2004-10-22T21:59:24Z")
> [@astro](#): > > [Here’s a reasonably current worksafe pic of her in street clothes.](http://www.hollywoodoutsider.com/pictures/articles/Elvira/cassandra1.jpg) She is busty but not insanely so. She’s in good shape for a 50+ lady! Doh! Forgot to link the page [Elvira’s Haunted Hills:](http://www.hollywoodoutsider.com/reviews/articles/elvira.htm) > [@](#): > > Hollywood Outsider’s Riki Markowitz talks to Independent Film-maker Casandra “Elvira” Peterson (It’s not all Sundance and IFC, you know)! [Here’s another worksafe pic that gives realistic view of her “assetts”.](http://www.hollywoodoutsider.com/pictures/articles/Elvira/cassandra2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cassandra-peterson-elviras-boobies/270133/44 "2004-10-23T01:54:57Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > Cool! I’m not the only one. Made quite an impression, didn’t it? :)Agreed. I like my women to have handles. 🙂 Pigtails? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cassandra-peterson-elviras-boobies/270133/45 "2004-10-23T02:21:37Z")
Damn, I hope I look that good when I’m 55! ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cassandra-peterson-elviras-boobies/270133/46 "2004-10-23T02:53:27Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > Speaking of Vampira, I have to admit I prefer Tim Burton’s girlfriend Lisa Marie (who portrayed Vampira in the Burton film Ed Wood) to Elvira. Anyone know if Lisa Marie’s boobs are real? Well, according to Mr Skin (and if you think I’m linking to THAT site, you’re crazy), they are real. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cassandra-peterson-elviras-boobies/270133/47 "2004-10-23T04:39:41Z")
Gosh, I hope you didn’t pay any money. Inspired by this thread, a quick google turned up all kinds of images for nary a cent. Fine, natural-looking breasts. Too bad the scans are so grainy. ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2004, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cassandra-peterson-elviras-boobies/270133/48 "2004-10-23T12:45:35Z")
Nope. Didn’t pay a cent. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cassandra-peterson-elviras-boobies/270133.md?page=2)