Gilbert Gottfried IS Bruce Lee.
Jack Nicholson as a black schoolgirl.
Given that Keanu is known for showing no physical displays of emotion nor general body gestures, I suspect that would actually be right up his alley.
With the exception that a few of those people are dead, I might just pay to see that.
Paul Reubens as Pee Wee playing GOD! giggle-giggle!
I saw that and I liked him in it… but I’d love to see him do something outright EVIL. I don’t know if he’s capable of it…
Jason Statham as a flamboyantly gay ballet instructor.
Wayne Brady as a serial killer who chokes white bitches.
There was an episode of his Nostradamus Channel show “Lock and Load” recently where he discussed and demonstrated cavalry weapons. When he got frustrated at not being able to hit a target from horseback he tried it again, successfully, from his chopper. Seeing R. Lee in his leathers and his bandana was somewhat jarring… I could buy the New Hampshire antique store better than I could FULL METAL JACKET.
Sandra Bernhard as Maria in The Sound of Music
Steven Seagal as Willy Wonka
Sean Connery as Walter Mitty