# Cast Space Jam II

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-space-jam-ii/582288>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 18, 2011, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-space-jam-ii/582288 "2011-05-18T04:31:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-space-jam-ii/582288/1 "2011-05-18T04:31:51Z")

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So, the Nerdlucks have returned to Earth, intent on winning the rematch, now that Jordan is long gone. They’ve approached the Straight Dope for help with deciding on whose skills to borrow for the game. They’re also planning on using a full 12 player roster, just in case.

So who do you nominate for the honor of being hilariously uncoordinated while their astonishing abilities are on display elsewhere?

(For bonus points, give the movie a tagline or subtitle!)

My team (no real order):  
Kevin Durant  
Kobe Bryant  
Steve Nash  
Blake Griffin  
Dirk Nowitzki  
Yao Ming  
Chris Paul  
Dwight Howard  
LeBron James  
Dwayne Wade  
Derrick Rose  
Carmelo Anthony

Commentators for the game: Greg Johnson and Tim Kitzrow.