# Cast the new A-Team movie, John Singleton needs your help

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**Created:** [March 25, 2008, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691 "2008-03-25T17:02:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/1 "2008-03-25T17:02:16Z")

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Well, he might not need your help, but he’s the director of the long-awaited “A-Team” movie, but doesn’t yet [have a cast](http://tv.yahoo.com/the-a-team/show/28506/news/urn:newsml:tv.eonline.com:20080324:e6f19653_e79148b4_a4c2_efae133659f1)  
So, who should play the four main characters? The story mentioned Woody Harrelson and Ice Cube as Murdoch and B.A, respectively.

Here’s my picks:

Murdoch: David Arquette  
Face: Ethan Hawke  
BA: Ice Cube  
Hannibal: Harey Keitel

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/2 "2008-03-25T17:10:30Z")

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Murdoch: Sean William Scott  
Face: Ben Affleck  
BA: Dwayne Johnson  
Hannibal: George Clooney

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/3 "2008-03-25T17:14:23Z")

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Murdoch: Adam Baldwin  
Face: Ben Affleck  
BA: Ice Cube  
Hannibal: Nathan Fillion

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/4 "2008-03-25T17:45:14Z")

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Murdoch: Alan Cumming  
Face: Terrence Howard  
BA: Michael Clark Duncan  
Hannibal: Neal McDonough

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/5 "2008-03-25T17:58:12Z")

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I like Alan Cumming for Murdoch, but if you’re gonna do that you need Jonathan Pryce (who \*can \* do an American accent, btw) as Hannabal

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/6 "2008-03-25T18:00:26Z")

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Face: Katee Sackhoff

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/7 "2008-03-25T18:01:13Z")

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Hannibal: Kermit  
Faceman: Hogthrob  
Murdock: Gonzo  
B.A.: Sweetums  
Amy: Piggy

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/8 "2008-03-25T18:06:30Z")

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[QUOTE=JThunder]  
Hannibal: Kermit  
Faceman: Hogthrob  
Murdock: Gonzo  
B.A.: Sweetums  
Amy: Piggy  
[/QUOTE]

if you’re going there, then

Hannabal: Bugs Bunny  
Howling Mad Murdock: Daffy Duck  
Face: Pepe LePew  
B.A. [del]Elmer Fudd[/del] Sylvester

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/9 "2008-03-25T18:09:37Z")

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The Whedon Team!

Face: Nathan Fillion  
Murdock: Adam Baldwin  
Hannibal: Anthony Stuart Head  
BA: Summer Glau ('cause we need a waif-girl in the toughy guy role, c’mon, when they have to drug her to get her on the plane or she kicks everybody’s ass? Comedy gold!)  
Amy: Jewel Staite

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/10 "2008-03-25T18:15:19Z")

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[QUOTE=GargoyleWB]  
The Whedon Team!

Face: Nathan Fillion  
Murdock: Adam Baldwin  
Hannibal: Anthony Stuart Head  
BA: Summer Glau ('cause we need a waif-girl in the toughy guy role, c’mon, when they have to drug her to get her on the plane or she kicks everybody’s ass? Comedy gold!)  
Amy: Jewel Staite  
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better Face from the Whedon team would be James Marsters

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/11 "2008-03-25T18:30:57Z")

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I would have nominated Boreanaz as the Face. Oh, well.

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**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/12 "2008-03-25T18:35:13Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
if you’re going there, then

Hannabal: Bugs Bunny  
Howling Mad Murdock: Daffy Duck  
Face: Pepe LePew  
B.A. [del]Elmer Fudd[/del] Sylvester  
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B.A. - Hector the Bulldog

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/13 "2008-03-25T18:39:40Z")

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[QUOTE=JThunder]  
I would have nominated Boreanaz as the Face. Oh, well.  
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I defer. 🙂

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/14 "2008-03-25T18:51:49Z")

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Hannibal: Peter Griffin  
Murdock: Joe Swansen  
BA: Cleveland Brown  
Face: Glen Quagmire (“Giggity!”)

Seriously, I have two set of answers. A price-is-no-option and a budget cast. Mix and match the two as needed.

Hannibal: Bruce Willis (it would become less an ensemble at this point!)  
Murdock: Matthew McConnaghy (could play Face, but not suave enough)  
BA: Ving Rhames (the ONLY choice!)  
Face: Christain Bale (GQ good looks)

Hannibal: Kurt Russell (gets the second look at any script Willis passes on)  
Murdock: Josh Lucas (\*always \* a low-cost McConnaghy replacement!)  
BA: Ice Cube (likely not much cheaper than Rhames, if at all)  
Face: Harry Connick, Jr. (not a bad actor)

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/15 "2008-03-25T18:58:58Z")

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[QUOTE=middleman]  
Face: Harry Connick, Jr. (not a bad actor)  
[/QUOTE]  
a very \*good \* actor, but not nearly pretty enough for Face.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/16 "2008-03-25T19:13:38Z")

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I swear, I came up with my cast before opening the thread, and matched **Chimera** on two out of four.

[QUOTE=Chimera]  
BA: Dwayne Johnson  
Hannibal: George Clooney  
[/QUOTE]  
Murdoch: Brendan Fraser  
Face: Cuba Gooding Jr.

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**Author:** ![Wallenstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@Wallenstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallenstein)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/17 "2008-03-25T19:19:02Z")

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Hannibal = George Clooney  
Face = Rob Lowe  
BA = Ving Rhames  
Murdoch = Jim Carrey

and Christopher Walken as Col. Decker 😉

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/18 "2008-03-25T19:24:46Z")

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Hannibal: Arthur  
Face: Andy  
Murdock: Johnny  
B.A.: Venus  
Amy: Bailey 😃

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/19 "2008-03-25T19:27:24Z")

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Frankie Santana: Wilmer Valderama

😉

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-new-a-team-movie-john-singleton-needs-your-help/442691/20 "2008-03-25T19:31:22Z")

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[QUOTE=JThunder]  
Hannibal: Arthur  
Face: Andy  
Murdock: Johnny  
B.A.: Venus  
Amy: Bailey 😃  
[/QUOTE]

well heck:

Hannibal: Col Potter  
Face: BJ  
Murdock: Hawkeye  
B.A.: Charles  
Amy: Hot Lips

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