# Cast the SDMB movie **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 3, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-movie/74747 "2001-08-03T04:59:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-movie/74747/201 "2001-08-08T21:09:23Z")
**Tygr** as played by Ben Affleck: [sup]_hic_[/sup]Hey, baby. (drapes over Denise Richards) Y’wann[sup]_hic_[/sup] wanna wander back t’my trailer? Hey, buddy! 'nother friple martini here. [sup]_hic_[/sup]Staken, not shirred. (passes out on the craft services table) > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \* > **Tygr** says Angie Harmon. Which I find amazingly complimentary and ironic since I grew up near Dallas not far from where she grew up. Oh, lordy. The “ **SthrnAccent** ” is like hers? I was hoping I’d be close, but I had no idea HOW close. That’s fantastic. She was my main impetus for watching _Law and Order_. I just like to hear a true southern voice that wasn’t hatched under a tobacco leaf. So there you go. Easy on the eyes and a true southern voice - who else to play our **Abby**? > [@](#): > > Oh and **Tygr** , if I were casting Brad Pitt would play you. Rroawrr! 🆒 [sup]-Okay.[/sup] Now, is that the _12 Monkeys_ Brad Pitt? Running around twitching and sporting a wonky eye? Or the _Legends of the Fall_ Brad Pitt who can really only ride around on horseback in the golden afternoon sunlight? Or him in _A River Runs Through It_ with his [gratuitous “rod-and-reel” joke edited out for content] ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-movie/74747/202 "2001-08-08T23:45:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tygr \* **Tygr** as played by Ben Affleck: > > [sup]_hic_[/sup]Hey, baby. (drapes over Denise Richards) Y’wann[sup]_hic_[/sup] wanna wander back t’my trailer? Hey, buddy! 'nother friple martini here. [sup]_hic_[/sup]Staken, not shirred. (passes out on the craft services table) Now if this isn’t the story of my life in a nutshell. 🙂 [sub]Sure Tygr, I cast you so nicely and you leave me unsatisfied?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-movie/74747/203 "2001-08-09T01:41:05Z")
Shouldn’t Cecil be played by the neighbor on Home Improvement? And how the hell is going to play MEEEEEEEEE? Here are some suggestions. John Cusack (spoken for many times) Mathew Broderick Jack Skellington Daffy Duck Jerry Mathers ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-movie/74747/204 "2001-08-09T04:53:17Z")
I’ve always been told I look like a young Don Rickles. Munch - who NEEDS to get a picture up on the People Page ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-movie/74747/205 "2001-08-14T04:32:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by magdalene \* > **Nymysys** - Jennifer Connelly (just kidding, don’t kill me!) Oh, you! Why, I oughtta!.. I swear, I’ll… [sub] Mags, you bitch. It’s a good thing I love you.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-movie/74747/206 "2001-08-14T04:37:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\ ***Nymysys** : Betty Page > \*\* Now THIS one I can get behind. Think, I don’t believe I ever told you that she’s my hero, did I? You charmer, you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-movie/74747.md?page=10)