# Cast the SDMB ''Rocky Horror'' revival!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-rocky-horror-revival/77766>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 23, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-rocky-horror-revival/77766 "2001-08-23T19:15:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-rocky-horror-revival/77766/21 "2001-08-24T11:41:02Z")

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And Padeye, bound wrists or freestyle? 😉

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-rocky-horror-revival/77766/22 "2001-08-24T15:18:54Z")

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I’ll just be a spectator watching y’all from the back row, wo-ho-o-o-oh, throwing toast, TP, etc. at the appropriate moments.

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**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-rocky-horror-revival/77766/23 "2001-08-24T16:57:28Z")

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I have no neck so I can be Dr. Scott but props needs to supply the wheelchair

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-rocky-horror-revival/77766/24 "2001-08-24T17:02:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cartooniverse \*  
> \*\*\<—donning beret, cigarette holder, jodhpurs, boots, etc. \*\*

[Mayor Quimby]We just, ah, passed a tax on puffy directing pants

Oicu812 - bound wrists in a deadly fight just sounds too kinky… so that way will do fine.

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**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-rocky-horror-revival/77766/25 "2001-08-24T17:07:33Z")

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How about full rapiers at three paces? I will even fight with my LEFT hand if you feel the need for a handicap…

O

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**Author:** ![bwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@bwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bwk)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2001, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-rocky-horror-revival/77766/26 "2001-08-25T05:27:40Z")

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I wanna be Magenta… or Colombia… or even Janet. Or even Frank! Love that movie… just love it. Hey, I’ve got red hair, even…!

I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. Cartooniverse…

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-rocky-horror-revival/77766/27 "2001-08-26T13:51:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Oicu812 \*  
> **Good morning, TP! How have you been?**

Far too busy for my tastes, but at least having fun! Hopefully, things are slacking off enough to post a little more lately. (And I’m still trying to get the time to get the film sent in for development… I promise, I’m working on it!!!)

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> **Me, a cross between Frank, Brad and Eddie? You say the NICEST things.**

With the best parts of all three, of course! 😉

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-rocky-horror-revival/77766/28 "2001-08-26T13:53:27Z")

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Where’s Cessandra?

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**Author:** ![Billy\_Rubin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billy_rubin/32/3622_2.png) [@Billy\_Rubin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Rubin)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-rocky-horror-revival/77766/29 "2001-08-26T14:09:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \*  
> \*\*I wanna be the guy with the sniper rifle who picks off everyone… \*\*

Have a seat, Spoofe. Up here at the top of the elevator shaft you can see the whole set. Hey, I like your night vision scope! I got mine czech republic surplus. Wanna try some of my handloads?.  
b.

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2001, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-rocky-horror-revival/77766/30 "2001-08-26T20:50:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by RTFirefly \*  
> \*\*I’ll just be a spectator watching y’all from the back row, \*\*

VIRGIN!

As for Frank, you need someone with boundless self coinfidence, whimisical humor and that certain _je ne ce quios_, in short, me.😃

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-the-sdmb-rocky-horror-revival/77766/31 "2001-08-27T00:04:16Z")

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Fuck the back row!

Esprix

[sub]Hey, my seat’s wet![/sub]

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