# Cast your bets! How long will my 'Beto for Gov' sign remain in my S Texas yard? **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [January 21, 2022, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191 "2022-01-21T20:14:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2022, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/21 "2022-01-23T00:13:45Z")
Some scum that kills a cat or dog to intimidate and threaten someone is not going to stop at killing a cat or dog. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2022, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/22 "2022-01-23T01:27:30Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Please, do not take the bait. Sorry. Noted. ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2022, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/23 "2022-01-23T03:18:42Z")
I thought this thread was _about_ taking the bait. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2022, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/24 "2022-01-23T03:24:51Z")
Real bait, not Great Debates. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2022, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/25 "2022-01-23T03:25:39Z")
I thought this thread was about taking the Beto. (Sign.) ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2022, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/26 "2022-01-23T10:50:54Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Real bait, not Great Debates.   This thread is de-baited. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2022, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/27 "2022-01-23T12:52:45Z")
Great. The ‘bate’ thing is becoming punny. ---
**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2022, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/28 "2022-01-23T15:49:26Z")
Two questions -1) Do you have a dog? If so, 2) Where do you do put the poop? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2022, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/29 "2022-01-23T19:26:26Z")
1. Do you have matches? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2022, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/30 "2022-01-24T03:51:32Z")
As I went about my day (watching some great football on TV), I kept thinking of John-John’s sign with dog poop around it. I think he’ll have to camouflage it somehow. But not so much that it doesn’t get into every nook of boot soles. Maybe a light dusting of sawdust? Or just repainting it to match dead leaves (or snow?). There really should be a way that miscreants will slip and fall into the dog poop (face down, preferably). JohnT, rewatch all the Home Alone movies! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2022, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/31 "2022-01-24T04:11:09Z")
_Re_watch? Assumes facts not in evidence, your Honor! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2022, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/32 "2022-01-28T14:57:36Z")
9 more hours! Get your wagers in before the books close shop! ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2022, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/33 "2022-01-28T16:57:38Z")
I’m way too emotionally invested in this one little sign! If you set up a web cam, don’t tell me; I’d be glued to it for most of my waking hours (which would include a bathroom break at 4am). ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2022, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/34 "2022-01-28T23:45:38Z")
Lol, no web cam, y’all just chill now, ya hear? 😅 16 minutes early, but… go! [![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51849020904_aa9a4df942_b.jpg "Beto Luna 1.28.22") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/68782016@N08/51849020904/) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2022, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/35 "2022-01-28T23:57:49Z")
Doing this on Twitter as well, and somehow got retweeted (shared) by the guy who played the Sheriff in _Smallville_, Mitch Kosterman. > ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/36 "2022-01-29T00:16:07Z")
Polling is closed! ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/37 "2022-01-29T06:20:14Z")
I think you skew the betting by posting your guard dog to guard the sign. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/38 "2022-01-29T06:23:04Z")
Yeah, but that is one cute dog. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/39 "2022-01-29T18:23:23Z")
Is it gone yet? Is it gone yet? Is it gone yet? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191/40 "2022-01-29T18:30:06Z")
LOL, I just logged in to post an update: as of now, the sign is: STILL THERE. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cast-your-bets-how-long-will-my-beto-for-gov-sign-remain-in-my-s-texas-yard/958191.md?page=3)