# Casting Trek with Trek Dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 1, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055 "2003-02-01T05:35:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/21 "2003-02-01T07:33:16Z")
> [@](#): > > SPOOFE as the walking encyclopedia Data Sweeeeet… must be my double chin and pasty complexion… 😃 I think Unclebeer would be a good Klingon. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/22 "2003-02-01T07:33:24Z")
But I thought we could only cast \*Trek \* Dopers–not all of them. Oh, well. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/23 "2003-02-01T07:35:16Z")
**BZOOOOOO** (whatever the fu\_k\* his name was) could be Crewman Daniels, what with the time travel thing and all… ritalyn? Why? Do you think I need it? (wishing we had 3F’s hyper smiley, let me tell you what… anyhoo…) \*\__c_ , you put it together, I’m going outside now. I’m back. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/24 "2003-02-01T07:36:01Z")
Fuck, I have to get back into geek debates. Time was I would head this list. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/25 "2003-02-01T07:37:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Weirddave \* > \*\*Fuck, I have to get back into geek debates. Time was I would head this list. \*\* * * * So…which WeirdGuestAlien are you? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/26 "2003-02-01T07:42:00Z")
Well… now that I think about it… I would probably be Lore. I AM evil, after all. Weirddave… hmm… he’d make a pretty good Pakled… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/27 "2003-02-01T08:31:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vivalostwages \* > > **tarragon918** as Cutler. I don’t know why. Oooh! thank you vivalostwages! 🙂 I gracefully accept Cutler, though wish to reserve the right to portray the first female Tellarite. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/28 "2003-02-01T08:51:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*I and **Tars Tarkas** as uber-intelligent Spock. > \*\* Oh, i see, just because i have green blood and have to kill my best friend whenever i get laid makes me Spock. Ah, well, time to go friend hunting… ::Vulcan dude bangs gong:: ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/29 "2003-02-01T09:08:46Z")
I think **tomndebb** would be excellent as Data, since he seems to have the answer for everything. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/30 "2003-02-01T09:10:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I wonder how **OpalCat** feels about playing Guinan? I mean, except for the obvious point about actually being relatively attractive… \*\* :o I’m not _that_ bad!! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/31 "2003-02-01T10:12:36Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Wearia_ > Besides there is some one else much better suited for Wesley… > … > **MEBuckner**. > _ducks and runs_ > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by NoClueBoy_ > Ha ha ha. Sure. Why not? A_hem_. May I remind you that I can make this entire thread just…go away? Clearly, if **NoClueBoy** is **Q** , then I would be those guys from the Q Continuum who have the power to strip him of his powers and banish him to humanoid form and just generally slap him around. Either that, or the Organians: **Poster #1:** No _way_ could the _Enterprise_ defeat an Imperial Star Destroyer! It’s clearly established in _Torrid Tales of Tatooine #9: Forbidden Jedi Love_ that Imperial Star Destroyers have shields which can resist energy weapons up to a trillion farads per millipascal! **Poster #2:** Yeah, but Star Trek transporters would just beam right through Star Wars-style deflector shields! They could just beam a photon torpedo right onto the bridge! **Poster #1:** You just made that up, you pointy-eared Trekkie freak! **Poster #2:** Bite me, _putaQ_! **Poster #1:** Why don’t you s…Ow! Hey, all of a sudden my keyboard’s too hot for me to type anything! **Poster #2:** Ha, ha Warsie dorkw… Ouch! Mine too! **MEBuckner:** We cannot permit this primitive activity you call “flaming” to continue. Henceforth, we will set aside a special region, called “the Pit”, in which you primitive “Warsies” and “Trekkies” may “flame” each other within certain established parameters. We are the Moderators. Once, thousands of posts ago, we were posters not unlike yourselves. Go now, and post in peace. _:vanishes in a blinding flash of light:_ ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/32 "2003-02-01T11:11:32Z")
MEBuckner’s more like Kevin Uxbridge… powerful, yet behind the times… We did the Trekkie/Warsie flamefests YEARS ago, old man! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/33 "2003-02-01T15:46:28Z")
## Sorry, ☹ **pal** , maybe the super sexy perfect woman would fit you better? You know, the one that Picard fell for? **ME Buckner** , please don’t lock me in a comet! [Columbia thread. Sadness…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2925740) ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/34 "2003-02-01T15:50:00Z")
I wanna be Harry Mudd! I already have the stomach! ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/35 "2003-02-01T16:49:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wearia \* > \*\* > **Enderw24** as Worf. > \*\* I am NOT a merry man. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/36 "2003-02-01T18:35:54Z")
Obviously I will have to be that guy that Frank Gorshen played. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/37 "2003-02-01T18:36:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Sorry, ☹ **pal** , maybe the super sexy perfect woman would fit you better? You know, the one that Picard fell for? \*\* Well it would be better than not even being relatively attractive ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/38 "2003-02-01T18:58:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zebra \* > \*\*Obviously I will have to be that guy that Frank Gorshen played. \*\* You want to be the Riddler? ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/39 "2003-02-01T19:03:38Z")
Dibs on **Q** Qualifications: Annoying arsehole Yep. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055/40 "2003-02-01T19:08:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally posted by Wearia > > Enderw24 as Worf. > > \*\*I am NOT a merry man. \*\* So, eat any good books lately? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/casting-trek-with-trek-dopers/152055.md?page=3)