# Cat attacks dog -- it's a hate crime!!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-attacks-dog-its-a-hate-crime/103731
**Category:** Great Debates
**Created:** [April 15, 2002, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-attacks-dog-its-a-hate-crime/103731 "2002-04-15T13:59:18Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author: ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2002, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-attacks-dog-its-a-hate-crime/103731/21 "2002-04-18T06:12:07Z")

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Your check’s in the mail.

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### Author: ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2002, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-attacks-dog-its-a-hate-crime/103731/22 "2002-05-02T19:15:04Z")

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Just to give this thread a light bump, I came across [this](http://www.atra.org/show/7185):

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> According to the claim, the attack caused Espinosa to suffer "significant lasting, extreme and severe mental anguish and emotional distress including, but not limited to, terror, humiliation, shame, embarrassment, mortification, chagrin, depression, panic, anxiety, flashbacks, nightmares, loss of sleep (and) loss of full enjoyment of life as well as other physical and mental afflictions and pain, suffering.

Wow. Humiliation, shame, embarrassment, mortification _and_ chagrin. I’m guessing his favourite library book was Roget’s Thesaurus.

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### Author: ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2002, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-attacks-dog-its-a-hate-crime/103731/23 "2002-05-03T11:26:57Z")

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So now he was humiliated by the cat?

Was the cat taunting him: “Dude, yer blind!!! Nyah nyah, can’t see me!!!”

Or maybe he was humiliated because the cat tore up his dog? “Dammit Rover, you just lay there and took it. You could have at least tried to fend off fluffy, but no, you just lie there and whimper.”

[Heavy sigh]

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### Author: ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2002, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-attacks-dog-its-a-hate-crime/103731/24 "2002-05-03T21:23:07Z")

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**Mangomerlot**

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> ‘guide dogs’ aren’t exclusively for the physically disabled.  
> \<snip\>a man with a yippy toy breed of dog in his arms boarded the bus. i asked him how he got away with this he showed me a guide dog i.d. of sorts for it and explained that the dog was a ‘perscription’ for suicidal depression.

If that’s the case, I think I may have found a way around my building’s “No pets.” rule. I think I’ll have to talk to that therapist some more. On the other hand, at the risk of sounding prejudiced, for me a “yippy toy breed” could cause depression. Maybe something in a nice shephard mix?

Ye gods! I’m all for equal rights and accomodations, but people like the fellow in this thread make it that much more difficult to argue in favor of them. I’m sure he doesn’t think he’s being foolish and genuinely believes he has been injured and harshly treated, but it’s rather hard for me to take his side. Besides, there’s the poor moggie minding its own business when in walks this great hulking DOG! Hate crime or trespassing?

CJ  
Approx. value: $.02 US, less in some markets.

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### Author: ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2002, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-attacks-dog-its-a-hate-crime/103731/25 "2002-05-04T13:16:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Beelzebubba \*  
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> This guy is still having panic attacks because a cat scratched his dog a year and a half ago? This guy doesn’t need $1.5M, he needs assissted suicide. Just climb in the pine box, Espinosa. You’ll be a lot happier. \*\*

Unless, of course, he’s just stretching the truth in a lame attempt to elicit $1.5 million worth of sympathy.

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### Author: ![Saen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d2c977/32.png) [@Saen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saen)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2002, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-attacks-dog-its-a-hate-crime/103731/26 "2002-05-04T21:08:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by RoboDude \*  
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> Unless, of course, he’s just stretching the truth in a lame attempt to elicit $1.5 million worth of sympathy. \*\*

Yeah right. Wadd’ya tryin to say? He aint bein honest?

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### Author: ![Tinkertoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f19dbf/32.png) [@Tinkertoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinkertoy)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2002, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-attacks-dog-its-a-hate-crime/103731/27 "2002-05-05T03:49:47Z")

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[www.catsinthenews.com/issues/0106/articles/010508a.htm](http://www.catsinthenews.com/issues/0106/articles/010508a.htm)  
You have to admit that cat looks evil.

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### Author: ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2002, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-attacks-dog-its-a-hate-crime/103731/28 "2002-05-05T11:55:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jackmannii \*  
> \*\*Cats get away with this sort of thing all the time, and it’s got to stop. Only an all-dog jury can deliver justice. \*\*

Hey man, the cat is entitled to a jury **of his peers**! Only an all cat jury can properly appreciate the years of humiliation this cat has suffered at the paws of dogs that led to him to finally break and lash out in frustration.

I’ll bet the dog provoked him!

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