# "Cat Caught Sneaking Saw, Phone into Brazil Prison" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 5, 2013, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-caught-sneaking-saw-phone-into-brazil-prison/646190 "2013-01-05T19:46:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-caught-sneaking-saw-phone-into-brazil-prison/646190/1 "2013-01-05T19:46:03Z")
[SIZE=2][http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-brazil-cat-prisonbre90407k-20130105,0,5465871.story](http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-brazil-cat-prisonbre90407k-20130105,0,5465871.story) [SIZE=2]And all my cats do is l[SIZE=2]ie around the house and occasionally bring me [SIZE=2]dead vermin. [/SIZE][/SIZE] [/SIZE][/SIZE] ---
**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-caught-sneaking-saw-phone-into-brazil-prison/646190/2 "2013-01-05T20:21:11Z")
There is joke or pun somewhere in all this. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-caught-sneaking-saw-phone-into-brazil-prison/646190/3 "2013-01-05T20:27:37Z")
> [@toofs](#): > > There is joke or pun somewhere in all this. “So it’s true; cats really are evil!” ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-caught-sneaking-saw-phone-into-brazil-prison/646190/4 "2013-01-05T20:28:39Z")
> [@](#): > > “It’s tough to find out who’s responsible for the action as the cat doesn’t speak,” a prison spokesperson told local paper Estado de S.Paulo. I expect they have ways of _making_ it talk… ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-caught-sneaking-saw-phone-into-brazil-prison/646190/5 "2013-01-05T20:42:55Z")
> [@toofs](#): > > There is joke or pun somewhere in all this. Seen on another forum: "The purrfect crime has been spoiled. " ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-caught-sneaking-saw-phone-into-brazil-prison/646190/6 "2013-01-05T21:02:39Z")
> [@](#): > > A closer look showed the feline also carried drills, an earphone, a memory card, batteries and a phone charger. Looking at the inset photo, I see 2 drill bits, 4 saw blades, a cell phone, earphones, battery, charger, and memory card. I was hoping to see an actual drill. He must have delivered that on a previous run. ---
**Author:** ![Enkel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@Enkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enkel)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-caught-sneaking-saw-phone-into-brazil-prison/646190/7 "2013-01-05T21:11:19Z")
Its bad enough he was used as a mule, now the guards are trying to make him sing like a stool pigeon! No respect… he gets no respect at all… the horror! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-caught-sneaking-saw-phone-into-brazil-prison/646190/8 "2013-01-05T23:28:34Z")
Feline Felon Foiled! Film at Five! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2013, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-caught-sneaking-saw-phone-into-brazil-prison/646190/9 "2013-01-05T23:35:44Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Feline Felon Foiled! Film at Five! \ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2013, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-caught-sneaking-saw-phone-into-brazil-prison/646190/10 "2013-01-06T21:42:24Z")
Selina Kyle’s in that prison. Or someone who wants Batman to _think_ she’s in there is.