# cat enema site

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-enema-site/219267>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 16, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-enema-site/219267 "2003-12-16T05:53:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-enema-site/219267/1 "2003-12-16T05:53:15Z")

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I know this page has been linked here before, but in case some newbies need some laffs, here it is again. All the stories are fucking hilarious.

[link](http://www.catenema.com/index.html)

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-enema-site/219267/2 "2003-12-16T06:44:57Z")

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What the hell is all that about? That’s hysterical!

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**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-enema-site/219267/3 "2003-12-16T08:12:59Z")

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Half a Fleet enema? Hah! That’s nothing. When you pump a few hundred cc’s of enema solution up a cat, you get a shit _fountain_. We’re talking serious high-pressure spray, baby. That’s why you make sure the cat’s pointed quite squarely at the wall and wear gloves (and sometimes an old surgical gown.)

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**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-enema-site/219267/4 "2003-12-16T16:50:10Z")

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Toad Patrol :eek:

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**Author:** ![Opengrave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/919ad9/32.png) [@Opengrave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opengrave)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-enema-site/219267/5 "2003-12-16T17:00:20Z")

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I can honestly say I have given a cat an enema. If anyone tells you a cat’s claws can’t dig into drywall, and that it is impossible for them to walk on the ceiling… they would be lying. Don’t go there unless you _really_ have to ok kids!

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-enema-site/219267/6 "2003-12-16T19:35:35Z")

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The story made me smile but the picture of that darn cat at the end was simply purrrfect.

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**Author:** ![Kakkerlak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bb73d2/32.png) [@Kakkerlak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kakkerlak)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-enema-site/219267/7 "2003-12-17T00:40:59Z")

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Oh, dear. I thought my friend the vet was a hero for being able to give a cat a _pill_.

I’m laughing like a fiend now.