# Cat Jesus **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 7, 2018, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590 "2018-10-07T01:02:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ynnad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/4491bb/32.png) [@Ynnad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ynnad)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/1 "2018-10-07T01:02:22Z")
Does cat Jesus have 10 lives or 18? ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/2 "2018-10-07T01:22:43Z")
reported for spam ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/3 "2018-10-07T01:27:01Z")
Cat Jesus used up all of his lives but for purposes of narrative convenience the other Timelords somehow gave him an unmentioned number of extra lives. Also, Doctor Who is Cat Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/4 "2018-10-07T01:31:38Z")
> [@nightshadea](#): > > reported for spam Why? The question of whether do-overs are additive or multiplicative seems like a profound question for the felinotheologists of SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/5 "2018-10-07T01:33:36Z")
Why would cat Jesus get more lives than other cats? ---
**Author:** ![Ynnad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/4491bb/32.png) [@Ynnad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ynnad)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/6 "2018-10-07T01:33:45Z")
This is not spam. Mmm. Spam. That sounds good. Now I have to go to the grocery store again today. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/7 "2018-10-07T01:37:11Z")
> [@Ynnad](#): > > This is not spam. Mmm. Spam. That sounds good. Now I have to go to the grocery store again today. Now you’re spamming Spam. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/8 "2018-10-07T01:38:22Z")
My cats are holier-than-thou, do they count? ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/9 "2018-10-07T01:39:25Z")
ooops heh I thought it was one of those nonsense post that have a strange line and them become “sporting event streaming live” a minute or two later … ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/10 "2018-10-07T01:46:24Z")
Truly one of the deep theological questions of this age. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/11 "2018-10-07T01:53:33Z")
Hang cat Jesus on a cross, take him down. Put him in a big cave with a large rock over the opening. In 3 days come back and check what you have in the tomb/cave. Let us know. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/12 "2018-10-07T02:53:31Z")
Are you a Catheist? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/13 "2018-10-07T03:14:03Z")
Cat-nostic. Skeptically optimistic.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/14 "2018-10-07T03:20:38Z")
C’mon, it’s a kitty thread. Where’s the pics? ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/15 "2018-10-07T03:20:50Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Are you a Catheist? No, of course not, he’s a Catolic. Clawed Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner. And haven’t you heard of the Catechism? ---
**Author:** ![DPRK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@DPRK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/16 "2018-10-07T03:34:41Z")
Cat Jesus will need as many lives as he can get if he is to have any chance against all the other cat gods like Bastet and Sekhmet in the ultimate cat god Battle Royale. Since, barring the occasional timid pussy, basically every moggy on the planet is going to want in (for what cat does not consider herself divine?), things won’t be pretty. ---
**Author:** ![Map\_Ylow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/map_ylow/32/85_2.png) [@Map\_Ylow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Map_Ylow)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/17 "2018-10-07T04:35:19Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Hang cat Jesus on a cross, take him down. Put him in a big cave with a large rock over the opening. In 3 days come back and check what you have in the tomb/cave. Let us know. Schrodinger’s God. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/18 "2018-10-07T04:59:46Z")
> [@Map\_Ylow](#): > > Schrodinger’s God. talk about thinking inside the box ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/19 "2018-10-07T05:14:12Z")
Purr-fect! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/20 "2018-10-07T07:08:43Z")
My best friend has a cat named Jesús. He is a really stupid fucker, though, who seems to like to be roughed up a lot. He was sort of a rescue. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590.md?page=2)