# Cat Jesus **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 7, 2018, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590 "2018-10-07T01:02:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/21 "2018-10-07T12:19:46Z")
> [@DPRK](#): > > Cat Jesus will need as many lives as he can get if he is to have any chance against all the other cat gods like Bastet and Sekhmet in the ultimate cat god Battle Royale. Since, barring the occasional timid pussy, basically every moggy on the planet is going to want in (for what cat does not consider herself divine?), things won’t be pretty. Catle Royale. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/22 "2018-10-07T13:57:15Z")
Son of Manx? ---
**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/23 "2018-10-07T13:59:29Z")
What if the Chicken Virgin Mary is a battery hen? ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/24 "2018-10-07T15:54:54Z")
> [@Map\_Ylow](#): > > Schrodinger’s God. That’s a real super position for the cat to be in… ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/25 "2018-10-07T19:29:24Z")
Baked beans are off! ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/26 "2018-10-07T23:51:56Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > C’mon, it’s a kitty thread. Where’s the pics? [![](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/86dcb137-89ab-46c0-b5a2-68380d25d226/dx05ev-3f8dbc67-45a7-46d9-bd9b-da53ea12250a.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJpc3MiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwic3ViIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTpmaWxlLmRvd25sb2FkIl0sIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiIvZi84NmRjYjEzNy04OWFiLTQ2YzAtYjVhMi02ODM4MGQyNWQyMjYvZHgwNWV2LTNmOGRiYzY3LTQ1YTctNDZkOS1iZDliLWRhNTNlYTEyMjUwYS5qcGcifV1dfQ.dKhIpDAAY6XlAa87iQkNIbFBgQGa2QwC8a-bFQhdXIw) ](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/86dcb137-89ab-46c0-b5a2-68380d25d226/dx05ev-3f8dbc67-45a7-46d9-bd9b-da53ea12250a.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJpc3MiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwic3ViIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTpmaWxlLmRvd25sb2FkIl0sIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiIvZi84NmRjYjEzNy04OWFiLTQ2YzAtYjVhMi02ODM4MGQyNWQyMjYvZHgwNWV2LTNmOGRiYzY3LTQ1YTctNDZkOS1iZDliLWRhNTNlYTEyMjUwYS5qcGcifV1dfQ.dKhIpDAAY6XlAa87iQkNIbFBgQGa2QwC8a-bFQhdXIw) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2018, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/27 "2018-10-07T23:57:21Z")
Isn’t Cat Jesus on Two and a Half Broke Girls? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/28 "2018-10-08T04:00:02Z")
No, no, no, he’s on Modern Family Ties. ---
**Author:** ![caligulathegod](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caligulathegod/32/9685_2.png) [@caligulathegod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caligulathegod)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/29 "2018-10-08T04:28:29Z")
And not ONE mention of the Lol Cat Bible? [http://lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main\_Page](http://lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page) ---
**Author:** ![DPRK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@DPRK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/30 "2018-10-08T04:32:03Z")
“That cat’s something I can’t explain…” ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/31 "2018-10-08T05:31:33Z")
But the cat came back, just three days later, The cat came back, they thought he was a martyr, The cat came back a feline expiator. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/32 "2018-10-08T06:28:20Z")
> [@DPRK](#): > > “That cat’s something I can’t explain…” Always sitting, by your side Always, by your side ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/33 "2018-10-08T14:07:07Z")
Cat Jesus Dog God? Think about it, won’t you? Thank you! ---
**Author:** ![Map\_Ylow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/map_ylow/32/85_2.png) [@Map\_Ylow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Map_Ylow)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/34 "2018-10-08T21:41:45Z")
Ah yes, the dyslexic insomniac agnostic, who lays awake at night wondering if there’s a dog… ---
**Author:** ![DPRK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@DPRK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/35 "2018-10-08T23:39:34Z")
I heard he was not so much dyslexic as cilihphilic. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2018, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/36 "2018-10-08T23:51:15Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Cat Jesus > > Dog God? > > Think about it, won’t you? Thank you! What about the Holy Goat? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/37 "2018-10-09T00:28:58Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > What about the Holy Goat? You’re kidding! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/38 "2018-10-09T00:37:56Z")
Squidding, he is squidding. ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/39 "2018-10-09T01:36:24Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > What about the Holy Goat? I ain’t afraid of no goat. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590/40 "2018-10-09T02:03:35Z")
> [@dtilque](#): > > I ain’t afraid of no goat. A riled up goat can kill you in seconds. Don’t Angora goat. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-jesus/822590.md?page=3)