# Cat Name Puns - Political Leaders

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 25, 2024, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334 "2024-03-25T13:56:53Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/1 "2024-03-25T13:56:53Z")

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Let’s try a pun thread…

Let’s hear your best cat names inspired by politicians, both good and bad.

I’ll start with these three…

> Chairman Meow

> Adolf Kitler

> Marga rat catcher

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/2 "2024-03-25T13:57:44Z")

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> [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](#):
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> Chairman Meow

I had a cat I named Mousey Tongue.

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/3 "2024-03-25T14:15:28Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Mousey Tongue

Very good!

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/4 "2024-03-25T15:33:08Z")

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Kit Jong Un

Saddam Pussein

Benito Mouserlini

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/5 "2024-03-25T15:36:18Z")

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Angela Purrkel

The Tailaban

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/6 "2024-03-25T15:43:47Z")

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Not a very clever name, but one that amused me due to the obscurity…

I had a cat named Lint. When I was being formal, I called her **Lintros Lintros-Ghali** , after the UN Secretary of the time, Boutros Boutros-Ghali.

Such are the ways I entertain myself.

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/7 "2024-03-25T15:46:35Z")

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Matty Purray, Senator from Washington.

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/8 "2024-03-25T15:48:52Z")

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Macatma Gandhi.

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/9 "2024-03-25T15:51:08Z")

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Fidel Catstro

I feel that cats are best suited to be named after dictators or evil leaders… hence also Pussama Bin Laden - who I would say qualifies as a political leader.

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/10 "2024-03-25T16:11:35Z")

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So Catamir Putin would work.

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/11 "2024-03-25T17:20:59Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Benito Mouserlini

Also Benito Pussolini

> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Catamir Putin

Or Vladimir Pawtin

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/12 "2024-03-25T17:33:06Z")

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John Kittady

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/13 "2024-03-25T17:38:12Z")

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Skritch McConnell  
Hairy Ass Truman

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/14 "2024-03-25T22:33:44Z")

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Aaron Purr

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/15 "2024-03-25T22:47:43Z")

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Bill Kitten.

(Oh, that is offensive sounding. Ick.)

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/16 "2024-03-25T23:05:59Z")

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Robert F. Grimalkinnedy, Jr.

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/17 "2024-03-25T23:33:21Z")

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Ayatolla Meowmany

Andrés Manuel López Obrapaw

Clement Catlee

Michael Purrtillo

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/18 "2024-03-26T04:36:59Z")

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Chiang Cat-shit

Malcolm Furrball

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/19 "2024-03-26T04:51:33Z")

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Adam Kittinger

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-name-puns-political-leaders/999334/20 "2024-03-26T10:26:41Z")

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One I just heard on the radio: Margaret Scratcher

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