# Cat Whisperer: you wanted the big fella to, so here it is **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 18, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-whisperer-you-wanted-the-big-fella-to-so-here-it-is/525452 "2010-01-18T18:44:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-whisperer-you-wanted-the-big-fella-to-so-here-it-is/525452/161 "2010-01-23T02:05:23Z")
Will this thread ever fucking end? It is worse than rust in your car. ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-whisperer-you-wanted-the-big-fella-to-so-here-it-is/525452/162 "2010-01-23T03:13:30Z")
> [@BMada](#): > > \ > > edit: wait hold up this is the Pit, i forgot to add you snivelling cum dumpster of a cunt that smells of pus-ridden assholes. [http://www.tv.com/better-off-ted-who-doesnt-love-profanity/story/20662.html?tag=container;news\_story](http://www.tv.com/better-off-ted-who-doesnt-love-profanity/story/20662.html?tag=container;news_story) **That’s** what felcher means? :eek: I gotta figure out a way to work “cock infested man mattress” and “spermatorium” into a conversation tonight. > [@Cicero](#): > > Will this thread ever fucking end? It is worse than rust in your car. This thread is both entertaining and informative. I learned “felcher” and “draw stumps” today. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-whisperer-you-wanted-the-big-fella-to-so-here-it-is/525452/163 "2010-01-23T03:55:31Z")
Heh. I didn’t realise “draw stumps” was a saying that was so rare- surely all our English and Australian Dopers would understand. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-whisperer-you-wanted-the-big-fella-to-so-here-it-is/525452/164 "2010-01-23T04:33:04Z")
1. As you have probably surmised, I have no immediate plans to apologize for anything, not even that puppy I kicked earlier today. You can keep demanding if you like, but it’s not going to happen. 2. People taunt each other in the Pit. If you’re not careful, I may taunt you a second time. 3. I like the term “draw stumps.” I didn’t know what it meant, either - I thought it was something like petting a crocodile and drawing back a stump. It’s very evocative. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-whisperer-you-wanted-the-big-fella-to-so-here-it-is/525452/165 "2010-01-23T05:37:57Z")
Yeah, I’m loving the ‘draw stumps’, so, like thanks for that. ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-whisperer-you-wanted-the-big-fella-to-so-here-it-is/525452/166 "2010-01-23T05:44:20Z")
“Draw stumps.” That sounds dirty. Hee Hee! ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-whisperer-you-wanted-the-big-fella-to-so-here-it-is/525452/167 "2010-01-23T05:47:38Z")
> [@Rack-a-Bones](#): > > **That’s** what felcher means? :eek: > I gotta figure out a way to work “cock infested man mattress” and “spermatorium” into a conversation tonight. > > This thread is both entertaining and informative. I learned “felcher” and “draw stumps” today. Success with _ **spermatorium** _, though the recipient did not find it nearly as funny as I did. Some people… no sense of humour ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-whisperer-you-wanted-the-big-fella-to-so-here-it-is/525452/168 "2010-01-23T22:51:47Z")
> [@Rack-a-Bones](#): > > \ Some people… no sense of humour I thought that’s why this thread was started! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cat-whisperer-you-wanted-the-big-fella-to-so-here-it-is/525452.md?page=8)