# Catch-All Dio Pitting

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 11, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997 "2011-04-11T20:04:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/401 "2011-04-14T23:59:37Z")

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> [@Baal\_Houtham](#):
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> I just had a look, and the quotes you give were a response to similar remarks --worse and unprovoked-- directed at Dio.
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> …not that I want to reanimate that discussion.

I think it takes some pretty immature and callous reasoning to set those up as equivalent. Person A started a thread full of personal troubled emotions and was called out for being a liar. Person B, who has nothing at stake in the conversation, should be able to step back and respond more empathetically, levelly, and maturely.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/402 "2011-04-15T00:19:40Z")

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> [@acsenray](#):
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> Person B, who has nothing at stake in the conversation, should be able to step back and respond more empathetically, levelly, and maturely.

Yeah, but he apologized. He’s so classy we all just lurv him around here! Not that he won’t be a raging threadshitting asshole next week…but hey, apologies are free and limitless doncha know…

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/403 "2011-04-15T01:14:05Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > Originally Posted by **mrcellophane** , a presumed sock, in a post which has apparently been deleted by the mods [I’m reconstructing this from posts that quoted it, after it’s deletion, so bear with me if I don’t get it quite right (ahh, textual criticism, a field right up **Dio** ’s alley, in bible threads, and something I also can do well, and for the same reason [suck it up, **Dio** , you ain’t the only “expert” on this])] (anyway, I’ve taunted him enough, (have I mentioned I read Koine Greek? And know what “the Seventy” (or LXX, as he prefers) refers to?) on to the quote):
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> > This is the original thread: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=385511](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=385511)
> > 
> > The thing you chastised the grieving father for was referring to an actual pregnancy (i.e. not a blighted ovum or something similar) as a baby. (In those circumstances, I would opine that the distinction between a fetus and a blighted ovum is one without a difference anyway.)
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> > So the excuse I quoted above was, in fact, a lie. I see that you at least had the decency to apologize in that thread but frankly, an actually decent person wouldn’t have posted it in the first place.
> > 
> > Perhaps. The effort appears to have been short-lived this time, at any rate.  
> > And why do I bother? I see the thread has gone back to Diogenes acting exactly as he always does.
> 
> Hi, Sock.

The fact that it was a sock doesn’t alter the truth the sock was pointing out. Is that the best response you have to it?

:dubious:

FTR, it wasn’t my sock. The mods would have my hide if it was, for reasons best not mentioned. Sorry mods, it was a stupid joke. I apologize.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/404 "2011-04-15T01:17:11Z")

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> [@Cheshire\_Human](#):
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> The fact that it was a sock doesn’t alter the truth the sock was pointing out. Is that the best response you have to it?
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> :dubious:

Thats what I was thinking.

I also noticed they left MY reference to the sock intact so \*\*I \*\*looked like the ass here. And I’ll point out the only time I’ve used a sock is as a teenager in the bedroom, but NEVER on the net.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/405 "2011-04-15T01:20:30Z")

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> [@Cheshire\_Human](#):
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> The fact that it was a sock doesn’t alter the truth the sock was pointing out. Is that the best response you have to it?
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> :dubious:

The sock was full of shit, actually. It was NOT a “real pregnancy.”

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/406 "2011-04-15T01:22:48Z")

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Keep digging that hole deeper Dio.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/407 "2011-04-15T01:50:47Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> The sock was full of shit, actually. It was NOT a “real pregnancy.”

The thread that was pointed to begs to differ, asshole. Shall we repeat it?

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**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/408 "2011-04-15T01:56:34Z")

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> [@acsenray](#):
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> I think it takes some pretty immature and callous reasoning to set those up as equivalent.

I’m not getting into this beyond saying that if anyone wants to decide for themselves, they should read **Dio** ’s first post in that thread, **Olive** ’s response, and **Dio** ’s response to that. I know which poster I find more moderate and justified.

But it’s ancient history, and I’ve said my piece.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/409 "2011-04-15T02:01:54Z")

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[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7715257&postcount=19](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7715257&postcount=19)

This is the post **Dio** starts. Continue from there, and don’t forget to go to the Pit thread linked to, later…

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/410 "2011-04-15T02:04:25Z")

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> [@Cheshire\_Human](#):
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> The thread that was pointed to begs to differ, asshole. Shall we repeat it?

Repeat what? Did you even read the thread?  
I’m not going to refight a 5 year old battle. Everything I had to say about that thread is in the thread.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/411 "2011-04-15T02:12:28Z")

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Yes, you are.

😉

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**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/412 "2011-04-15T02:13:23Z")

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Jesus, Dio. You really are incapable of changing your behavior aren’t you?

Listen man, when damn near EVERYBODY has a problem with your posting style, it ain’t that (damn near) EVERYBODY is wrong. It’s that YOU are acting like a fucking asshole. Get the fuck over yourself, you self-absorbed twat.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/413 "2011-04-15T02:22:41Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Repeat what? Did you even read the thread?

Umm, yes. That’s why I went on to point to your post in it, in my follow-up post.

> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> I’m not going to refight a 5 year old battle. Everything I had to say about that thread is in the thread.

I guess that’s why you lose. Every time you try to re-argue your old shit.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/414 "2011-04-15T02:31:28Z")

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> [@Cheshire\_Human](#):
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> Umm, yes. That’s why I went on to point to your post in it, in my follow-up post.

Great. Then anybody’s who’s interested can read everything that needed to be said about it 5 years ago? Is there some special reason to refight it now?

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/415 "2011-04-15T02:32:40Z")

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OHHH! MY!! GHOD!!! Here I am getting sucked into a “Dio Show”. Oh well, I suppose everyone has to “take one for the team”, eventually. I guess it’s my turn. Ceasar, We who are about to die, salute you!

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/416 "2011-04-15T02:33:45Z")

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I’m not going to play ball. Sorry to disappoint you.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/417 "2011-04-15T02:41:27Z")

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So “we” win Dio?

You’ll NEVER post in this thread again no matter WHAT we say or bring up about your nearly infinite history of shit ?

I think we will all allow one final “yes, I will never post in this thread again”, because, hey we aren’t assholes who try to use logical or semantic tricks to “win”.

What say you Dio?

I bet the powers that be will shortly lock this thread to protect you from yourself.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/418 "2011-04-15T02:42:54Z")

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Well, Thank the non-existent Lord for that… Sorry, everyone, he won’t argue, so I don’t have to. Saved by the bell.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/419 "2011-04-15T02:43:28Z")

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When the fuck did I say I would never post in this thread again?

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catch-all-dio-pitting/577997/420 "2011-04-15T02:48:46Z")

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Man, you really can’t help yourself can you?

You do realize you just are showing everyone to be the very thing that most people are tired of don’t you?

I await the inevitable “what I am I? I am not that!” baloney…

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