# Catchphrases from sitcoms you still use regularly (god help you)

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**Created:** [April 24, 2009, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206 "2009-04-24T13:21:33Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206/21 "2009-04-24T15:19:11Z")

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“Lovely Jubbly”: I have no idea if this was a genuine East End expression before Del Boy popularized it, but I still use it.

A more recent one I’ve started to use: “What the What” from _30 Rock_ when I’m completely baffled. An advantage is that nobody I know, despite my prodding, actually watches \*30 Rock \* so I have my own private in-joke.

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**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206/22 "2009-04-24T15:19:26Z")

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Some aren’t sitcoms, but…

“I love it when a plan comes together.” - The A Team  
“You might, rabbit, you might” - The gangster on some Bugs Bunny cartoon  
“Underpants…underpants…underpants…” - Chobits  
“Ooklah! Ariel! Ride!” - Thundarr the Barbarian  
“Right turn, Clyde” - Any Which Way but Loose, whenever I’m a passenger giving directions.  
“Bear left. Frog right” - Muppet Movie, also used whenever I’m a passenger giving directions.

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**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206/23 "2009-04-24T15:20:51Z")

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“Who shot who in the what now?” Said by Jasper on The Simpsons. Used when I am totally confused about anything.

Call Ron and ask him if Janice spoke to Herb about the closing Fred is doing for Maxine?  
Who shot who in what now?

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**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206/24 "2009-04-24T15:21:51Z")

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When my wife asks me, “What did you do today?”, I often reply, “Same thing I do every day, Pinky.” I don’t always add “…Plan to take over the wooooorld!”, but I do sometimes.

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**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206/25 "2009-04-24T15:35:57Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> “Humor! Ar ar ar.”

I feel like I inspired this thread…

a la Homer being asked what his middle name is when he tried to impersonated Mr. Burns: I don’t know. (Requires proper vocal inflection)

When asked to “run” somewhere: I choose not to run (Seinfeld)

Another from the Simpsons requiring inflection: Rhetorical, eh?

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**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206/26 "2009-04-24T15:36:54Z")

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I often throw a line from Homer J. here and there but I can’t think of any offhand right now… d’oh!

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206/27 "2009-04-24T15:46:15Z")

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> [@SiXSwordS](#):
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> I feel like I inspired this thread…

That’s because you did! 😉

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**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206/28 "2009-04-24T15:56:29Z")

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After a calamity:

“I thought turkeys could fly!”

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“That boy’s not right.” - Hank Hill

“That’s what she said.” (I know it didn’t originate with The Office, but it’s popularity has surged because of it)

“SERENITY NOW!”

“Shiny!” (not a sitcom, but usually a funny show)

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**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206/30 "2009-04-24T16:08:08Z")

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From Father Ted:

Gwan, gwan gwan.

Feck! Arse! Drink! Girls!

Careful now. Down with that sort of thing.  
Python:

It’s not dead, it’s pining for the fjords.

No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

And now for something completely different.

There are others, I’m sure.

I use these:

> [@Stauderhorse](#):
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> “How _you_ doin’?” from _Friends_.

> [@Tangent](#):
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> “Shiny!” (not a sitcom, but usually a funny show)

I also often say frell instead of the other f word, but that’s mostly like saying sugar instead of shit.

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**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206/31 "2009-04-24T16:11:09Z")

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Purple Monkey Dishwasher

edit: didn’t originate on the Simpsons like I thought it had, but I’m listing it anyways, cuz I hadn’t heard of it 'till then.

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**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206/32 "2009-04-24T16:29:34Z")

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The first isn’t really a sitcom, and the second isn’t really a catchphrase, but I use these quotes more often than I should:

“You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred” (when someone complains about a task that is difficult or unusual)

“There’s your answer, fishbulb” (after someone has found an answer to a question, usually one they keep pointing out they want to find the answer to)

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**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206/33 "2009-04-24T16:31:19Z")

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From Scrubs : “Say it !” (to which of course the other is supposed to dejectedly and mirthlessly reply “I’m your beeatch…”)  
From Poirot : “I have been BLIND !” (in a heavy Fre…Belgian accent)  
From House : “Iiiiiinteresting…” (in a sarcastic, Wilson way)

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**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206/34 "2009-04-24T17:55:12Z")

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Is anyone here a marine biologist?

Sex…to \*save \*the friendship.

He’s a close talker.

She’s a low talker.

People…they’re the worst.

Oh, you don’t want people calling you at home? Now you know how I feel!

Something’s missing all right.

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**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206/35 "2009-04-24T18:01:50Z")

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Whenever two of my friends are arguing, and someone makes a point that wins the argument I spout a little known line from the immortal _Rocko’s Modern Life_

Heffer (me): Oooop s/he got ya there rock!  
(In case you are wondering it is the spring cleaning episode)

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**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206/36 "2009-04-24T20:33:28Z")

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“It’s a perfectly cromulent word”

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**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206/37 "2009-04-24T20:52:18Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> “Sweet Baby Jesus” in a quavery Southern voice. It was Sissy’s (Beth Grant) major catchphrase from _Sordid Lives_.

Another Futurama-ism: “Sweet zombie Jesus!” (although my wife really wishes I wouldn’t use it).

As an aside, I saw a Futurama rerun recently where this was bleeped.

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> [@PoorYorick](#):
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> Another Futurama-ism: “Sweet zombie Jesus!” (although my wife really wishes I wouldn’t use it).
> 
> As an aside, I saw a Futurama rerun recently where this was bleeped.

Heh…on Easter this year, **supervenusfreak** wished me a Happy Zombie Jesus Day! And I replied, “Souls! Soooooouls!”

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**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206/39 "2009-04-24T21:00:18Z")

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“These pretzels are making me thirsty!”

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**Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catchphrases-from-sitcoms-you-still-use-regularly-god-help-you/494206/40 "2009-04-24T21:03:12Z")

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I use (from the movies):

‘Could be worse. Could be raining.’ -_Young Frankenstein_

‘Oh Fuddddddddddddddgggggggggggggge.’ _The Christmas Story_

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