# Catholics Online could use a better tagline **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 19, 2015, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catholics-online-could-use-a-better-tagline/718028 "2015-04-19T05:15:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catholics-online-could-use-a-better-tagline/718028/1 "2015-04-19T05:15:46Z")
Maybe I read too many Reformation-era books, but the tagline [“Inform Inspire Ignite”](http://www.catholic.org/) seems not quite right. ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catholics-online-could-use-a-better-tagline/718028/2 "2015-04-19T11:36:58Z")
It seems like that ignite line expects us to have forgetten all about the _Auto-da-fé_. “Pay no attention to the person on fire.” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catholics-online-could-use-a-better-tagline/718028/3 "2015-04-19T12:40:00Z")
As a token of restraint, the “or else” is only implied. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catholics-online-could-use-a-better-tagline/718028/4 "2015-04-19T13:38:00Z")
Well, at least the KKK isn’t using it. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catholics-online-could-use-a-better-tagline/718028/5 "2015-04-19T13:42:01Z")
What an odd site. It’s a combination of Catholic Forums and The Weather Channel ("What NASA Found on Mars Will Shock You!). ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catholics-online-could-use-a-better-tagline/718028/6 "2015-04-19T15:42:03Z")
“We’ll make your whites whiter” was already taken by some laundry company. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catholics-online-could-use-a-better-tagline/718028/7 "2015-04-19T18:51:52Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > “We’ll make your whites whiter” was already taken by some laundry company. 🙂 Given the average color of Catholics worldwide, plus the obvious direction that trend is going, that seems a particularly inapt slogan to want to commandeer. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catholics-online-could-use-a-better-tagline/718028/8 "2015-04-19T20:55:50Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Given the average color of Catholics worldwide, plus the obvious direction that trend is going, that seems a particularly inapt slogan to want to commandeer. At a certain level though it will always be the old European religion. At least until they move the Holy See to São Bernardo do Campo. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/catholics-online-could-use-a-better-tagline/718028/9 "2015-04-19T21:13:22Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > At a certain level though it will always be the old European religion. At least until they move the Holy See to São Bernardo do Campo. 😉 I won’t live to see it but your/my grandkids might.