# Cats and bathrooms

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cats-and-bathrooms/563121>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 6, 2010, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cats-and-bathrooms/563121 "2010-12-06T05:42:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cats-and-bathrooms/563121/41 "2010-12-08T19:01:01Z")

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There is a gap under my bathroom door just big enough for a cat’s paw. Now every time I head to the bathroom for any length of time, Tate hangs out outside the door, hoping I’ll take the feather wand toy (that I keep in the bathroom for this purpose) and run it along the bottom of the door so he can flail his paw madly under the gap and try to catch it.

Strangely, he doesn’t like this toy unless it’s under the bathroom door.

If I don’t play with the toy, he’ll sometimes randomly grope under the door anyway.

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**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cats-and-bathrooms/563121/42 "2010-12-08T19:11:19Z")

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The cat’s welcome if my wife isn’t home. We don’t crap with the bathroom door open and the cat just about always wants out before I’m done. If I’m home alone, no problem, perch on the sink and get petted while I take care of this vile human business, Your Highness.

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**Author:** ![Scubaqueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Scubaqueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scubaqueen)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cats-and-bathrooms/563121/43 "2010-12-08T20:44:55Z")

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> [@TheMerchandise](#):
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> Brown Cat likes to hide behind the shower curtain and using the toilet is the perfect time to play Poke the Shower Curtain Monster. She also likes sitting on the closed toilet lid and staring at me when I put my makeup on in the morning. She likes it when I rub the blush brush over her whiskers.

heh. the superkitties have a long tradition of bathroom antics - and the poke the shower monster routine is maggie’s numero uno on her hit parade. she’ll sit on the toilet and just stare at me in the tub. once and only once as a kitten she tried to walk on the bubbles. 😃

the little dickens has also figured out that if she startles me i’ll make noise. aparently she finds that gratifying in the extreme. extra points are scored if she can knock my wine glass (plastic. learned that lesson ages ago) into the bath water. 😛

a past superkitty was also fascinated by my morning makeup routine. the minute i’d sit down to start applying, there he’d be, on my makeup table. he’d watch me do eyeshadow, then he’d reach out a paw very carefully and pat the little container every time i dipped the applicator.

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cats-and-bathrooms/563121/44 "2010-12-08T20:44:59Z")

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> [@Cheshire\_Human](#):
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> I used to have a cat, years ago, who insisted on being in the bathroom when I was. His litter box was there. When I dumped, he dumped.

_Put your hands  
On my rump  
When I dump  
You dump  
We dump_

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**Author:** ![gurujulp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba9def/32.png) [@gurujulp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gurujulp)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cats-and-bathrooms/563121/45 "2010-12-08T21:13:13Z")

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She gets up on both hind legs and hugs my leg and I scratch her head, either sitting or standing.

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**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cats-and-bathrooms/563121/46 "2010-12-08T21:20:21Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> when someone’s taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

as if;)

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