# Cats eat Magpies, Magpies eat worms

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [October 1, 2011, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cats-eat-magpies-magpies-eat-worms/598237 "2011-10-01T08:44:30Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 1, 2011, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cats-eat-magpies-magpies-eat-worms/598237/1 "2011-10-01T08:44:30Z")

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Bloody bewdy bonzer

[AFL 2011 Grand Final](http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-10-01/cats-empire-reigns-over-pies/3205092)

Geelong 18.11 (119) to Collingwood 12.9 (81)  
Three premierships in 5 years, and have won 105 of their past 121 games.

Too old,  
Too slow,  
Too good!

Am a thoroughly content little munchkin at this moment.  
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D: