# Cats with pressed suits

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cats-with-pressed-suits/6997>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 21, 1999, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cats-with-pressed-suits/6997 "1999-08-21T05:13:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 1999, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cats-with-pressed-suits/6997/1 "1999-08-21T05:13:00Z")

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Assuming that the Chinese government ignored all instances of Mountain Dew-related injuries to quadraplegic bald dogs in the Middle East, would James Woods be able to move alarm clocks with his mind?

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**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 1999, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cats-with-pressed-suits/6997/2 "1999-08-21T05:48:00Z")

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Yes and no. Pinkerton can only supply the yellow ruffs while the three-fifths rule is in effect.