# Cattle mutes, Marley's death, and our newest Carol

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 21, 2010, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cattle-mutes-marleys-death-and-our-newest-carol/536920 "2010-04-21T21:22:02Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cattle-mutes-marleys-death-and-our-newest-carol/536920/14 "2010-04-21T23:03:34Z")

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> [@Ok,Im new here,Carol is the name](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-new-here-carol-is-the-name/536534/13):
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> A cow dies out on the range. The first thing that scavengers, such as coyotes, eat are the soft and easy parts, like chewing out the anus…

Fuck! That ought to teach not to open troll threads.

Talk about thing I didn’t need to know…:eek:

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