# Cattle Round Up! If your moniker has a Cow check in. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 11, 2005, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cattle-round-up-if-your-moniker-has-a-cow-check-in/330633 "2005-11-11T21:50:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cattle-round-up-if-your-moniker-has-a-cow-check-in/330633/1 "2005-11-11T21:50:40Z")
I have a couple names to drop as interesting and I needed to start a thread. Imthecowgodmoo (\_\_) _/_ The Chao Goes Mu FlyingCowOfDoom Most will remember the first as one of the all time popular signatures on this board. Now if you have “Cow” or premutations of “Cow”, or a breed of “Cow” in your name please check in, so we know where all our Cattle are at now. Actually I hate to leave out so many. I’m going to expand this to be the whole damn ranch. All livestock please check in. We’ll have a whole ranch round up. ---
**Author:** ![Cowgirl\_Jules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@Cowgirl\_Jules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowgirl_Jules)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cattle-round-up-if-your-moniker-has-a-cow-check-in/330633/2 "2005-11-11T23:06:54Z")
Ah. Well, hello then! ---
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cattle-round-up-if-your-moniker-has-a-cow-check-in/330633/3 "2005-11-11T23:28:30Z")
Test–I’m trying to see if my location still says “upstream of the herd”. ---
**Author:** ![CowPatty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@CowPatty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CowPatty)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cattle-round-up-if-your-moniker-has-a-cow-check-in/330633/4 "2005-11-12T01:03:20Z")
Yippie eye ay! I’m here. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cattle-round-up-if-your-moniker-has-a-cow-check-in/330633/5 "2005-11-12T01:16:20Z")
I feel there’s a place for me here as well. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cattle-round-up-if-your-moniker-has-a-cow-check-in/330633/6 "2005-11-12T02:24:46Z")
Are felines welcome? ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cattle-round-up-if-your-moniker-has-a-cow-check-in/330633/7 "2005-11-12T02:40:19Z")
> [@Kat](#): > > Are felines welcome? Yes. You can hang out in the milking parlor and beg for a squirt of milk. ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cattle-round-up-if-your-moniker-has-a-cow-check-in/330633/8 "2005-11-12T14:59:27Z")
> [@Harmonious Discord](#): > > Yes. You can hang out in the milking parlor and beg for a squirt of milk. Like [this one](http://community.webshots.com/photo/35415237/212797460oMQHhY)? (It’s the only way I could get in here!) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cattle-round-up-if-your-moniker-has-a-cow-check-in/330633/9 "2005-11-12T15:07:18Z")
Can **bouv** make half-a-post? ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cattle-round-up-if-your-moniker-has-a-cow-check-in/330633/10 "2005-11-12T15:16:06Z")
[Hung Mung](http://www.knightsofthesport.org/jack/mung.html) is generally recognized as the inventor of the [Sacred Chao](http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/sacred_chao.html). ---
**Author:** ![BluePitbull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@BluePitbull](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BluePitbull)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cattle-round-up-if-your-moniker-has-a-cow-check-in/330633/11 "2005-11-12T18:08:18Z")
Does PITBULL count? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cattle-round-up-if-your-moniker-has-a-cow-check-in/330633/12 "2005-11-12T18:12:36Z")
Har **moo** nious Discord? ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cattle-round-up-if-your-moniker-has-a-cow-check-in/330633/13 "2005-11-12T19:20:08Z")
I’m an animal, watch out that I eat your cows! (medium-rare) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cattle-round-up-if-your-moniker-has-a-cow-check-in/330633/14 "2005-11-12T19:34:23Z")
I am the Cow God! (Mooooooo-oo!) I am the Cow God! (Mooooooo-oo!) I am the Milk Man Moo-moo-moo-moo! Moo-moo-moo-moo!