# Cavity search at the side of the road? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 29, 2012, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cavity-search-at-the-side-of-the-road/645466 "2012-12-29T07:11:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cavity-search-at-the-side-of-the-road/645466/1 "2012-12-29T07:11:19Z")
How could this female officer have thought this was okay? Didn’t even change the gloves before proceeding to finger bang the second detainee? And at the side of the road > **[CBS Texas - Breaking Local News, First Alert Weather & I-Team Investigations](https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/)** > > Latest breaking news from CBS11 KTVT-TV | KTXA-TV. What is the minimum qualification for troopers? I see that police officers get paid from $10 per hour in OK. How much will this cost the taxpayer in compensation? wow ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cavity-search-at-the-side-of-the-road/645466/2 "2012-12-29T10:44:03Z")
…was she hot? ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cavity-search-at-the-side-of-the-road/645466/3 "2012-12-29T15:22:23Z")
One word explains it. Texas. ---
**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cavity-search-at-the-side-of-the-road/645466/4 "2012-12-29T15:36:43Z")
It appears that the officer made sure the search was carried out in front of the patrol car camera. And that is what is amazing to me. Is this S.O.P in Texas? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cavity-search-at-the-side-of-the-road/645466/5 "2012-12-29T15:44:47Z")
We tried to warn you guys. This is what the Obamacare dental plan will look like. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cavity-search-at-the-side-of-the-road/645466/6 "2012-12-29T16:01:42Z")
the suspect might have been concealing undisposed litter. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cavity-search-at-the-side-of-the-road/645466/7 "2012-12-29T19:24:19Z")
> [@manila](#): > > Didn’t even change the gloves before proceeding to finger bang the second detainee? I “moused-over” and saw this gem and nearly wet my pants a-laffin’! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cavity-search-at-the-side-of-the-road/645466/8 "2012-12-29T20:31:37Z")
> [@manila](#): > > It appears that the officer made sure the search was carried out in front of the patrol car camera. > > And that is what is amazing to me. > > Is this S.O.P in Texas? Even more amazing is that apparently there weren’t any “technical problems” with the camera that prevented the TV station from getting a copy. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cavity-search-at-the-side-of-the-road/645466/9 "2012-12-29T22:23:24Z")
That’s freedom loving Texas. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cavity-search-at-the-side-of-the-road/645466/10 "2012-12-29T22:51:14Z")
Those troopers should be in jail. What’s the penalty for sexual assault in Texas? ---
**Author:** ![bot3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@bot3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bot3)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cavity-search-at-the-side-of-the-road/645466/11 "2012-12-29T22:58:32Z")
My god, a first year law student can win this case. There’s hell to pay for the two cops and for Texas. Just a firing is not good enough for those trooper. ---
**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cavity-search-at-the-side-of-the-road/645466/12 "2012-12-30T01:24:42Z")
She was trying to snatch the evidence from the suspect. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cavity-search-at-the-side-of-the-road/645466/13 "2012-12-30T02:30:09Z")
> [@toofs](#): > > She was trying to snatch the evidence from the suspect. Yeah, but did she need to be so anal about it too? ---
**Author:** ![Noodles\_Fellicini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e36b37/32.png) [@Noodles\_Fellicini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noodles_Fellicini)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cavity-search-at-the-side-of-the-road/645466/14 "2012-12-30T02:34:47Z")
Neither woman even flinched at the moments of “violation”? You would think, particularly because they were unrestrained, that there would be more of a reaction to such an unwelcome act. ---
**Author:** ![D-bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@D-bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D-bear)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cavity-search-at-the-side-of-the-road/645466/15 "2012-12-30T04:01:09Z")
> [@Noodles\_Fellicini](#): > > Neither woman even flinched at the moments of “violation”? You would think, particularly because they were unrestrained, that there would be more of a reaction to such an unwelcome act. Whatever you do, don’t resist anyone with a badge in the Republic of Texas. They execute jay walkers down there. ---
**Author:** ![Noodles\_Fellicini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e36b37/32.png) [@Noodles\_Fellicini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noodles_Fellicini)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cavity-search-at-the-side-of-the-road/645466/16 "2012-12-30T04:26:01Z")
I’d provide them with some human skeet shooting action then because I would NOT be standing still for that.