# CBEscappe is unfamiliar with honesty **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 11, 2006, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582 "2006-01-11T23:38:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/1 "2006-01-11T23:38:55Z")
In [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=352372) and [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=352890&page=3), CBEscapee has consistently been a dishonest cretin. Many posters have attempted to keep the discussion at the level of debate; however, the cretin in question refuses to be honest on the issue at hand. So, in the second thread, my posting (post #131 of that thread) was a semi-comprehensive addressing of his dishonesty and numerous requests for him to put up or shut up (to provide proof of his assertions or to admit his dishonesty). As I don’t expect any sort of honest answer from said cretin, this thread should be the perfect place to respond to said cretin’s ridiculous comments that are sure to flow forth soon. And since this thread’s in the BBQ Pit, any and all who are frustrated by CBEscapee’s dishonest behavior shall have more leeway to, shall we say, pointedly address that behavior. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/2 "2006-01-12T00:06:03Z")
Never try to teach a pig to sing: it wastes your time and annoys the pig. I bet he comes in here now and calls me a racist for that analogy, too, proving my point. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/3 "2006-01-12T00:13:39Z")
A racist _Gringo_, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/4 "2006-01-12T00:14:52Z")
Yeah, I forgot. It’s been a few days since I’d been called that. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/5 "2006-01-12T00:18:42Z")
Where did this dickhead come from anyway? I don’t remember encountering him until a few weeks ago, and suddenly he’s everywhere-- lingering like a fart in a phone booth. He’s like a Mexican **Aldaberon**. If we ignore him, will he go away? ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/6 "2006-01-12T01:24:52Z")
> [@Airman Doors](#): > > Yeah, I forgot. It’s been a few days since I’d been called that. Well you know how _those people_ are, damn Gringos. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/7 "2006-01-12T01:25:34Z")
Two things on names (of course, only so I won’t be accused of racism): 1. I misspelled the pitee’s name. It’s CBEscapee. 2. Isn’t the other poster’s name Aldebaran? Or was it Aldeberan? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/8 "2006-01-12T01:26:05Z")
> [@John Mace](#): > > He’s like a Mexican **Aldaberon**. What an excellent analogy. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/9 "2006-01-12T01:42:58Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Two things on names (of course, only so I won’t be accused of racism): > > 1. I misspelled the pitee’s name. It’s CBEscapee. > 2. Isn’t the other poster’s name Aldebaran? Or was it Aldeberan? Aldebaran…after the [star](http://www.bo.astro.it/copernic/alde-eng.html). ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/10 "2006-01-12T01:48:10Z")
My bet is he does show up at all. You know \*\*Airman Doors, USAF \*\* you should stop being such a Gringo. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CBEscapee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@CBEscapee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBEscapee)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/11 "2006-01-12T01:57:51Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > A racist _Gringo_, of course. Ah yes the word gringo!! You people seem to have a hang up with this word. Apparently only the English (American dialect) translation is acceptable around here for a Spanish word. Regardless that I posted definitions from three legitimate and authoritive Spanish language sources. Maybe one of you chickenshit posters will clue me in. Would the username “nigger jim” be allowed? How about “wetback Juan”? Or would those be deemed unacceptable to the administration of this site or considered offensive to gringo sensibilities? ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/12 "2006-01-12T02:01:45Z")
> [@CBEscapee](#): > > Ah yes the word gringo!! You people seem to have a hang up with this word. Apparently only the English (American dialect) translation is acceptable around here for a Spanish word. Regardless that I posted definitions from three legitimate and authoritive Spanish language sources. Again your rampant dishonesty. Are you posting on a Spanish language message board? No? Are you posting on a board where the English definition of words will be taken as their meaning? Ya don’t say? Your willful ignorance is transparent. > [@CBEscapee](#): > > Maybe one of you chickenshit posters will clue me in. Would the username “nigger jim” be allowed? How about “wetback Juan”? Or would those be deemed unacceptable to the administration of this site or considered offensive to gringo sensibilities? Oh, tell me about these “gringo sensibilities” that _those people_ have? Damn janus faced racist. ---
**Author:** ![CBEscapee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@CBEscapee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBEscapee)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/13 "2006-01-12T02:03:03Z")
> [@jrfranchi](#): > > My bet is he does show up at all. > > You know \*\*Airman Doors, USAF \*\* you should stop being such a Gringo. 😉 Actually he should try to be less of an asshole, regardless of where he was born. I’m a little surprised at you jim. You seemed to have a more common sense, not one to posess a herd mentality. I guess one lives and learns. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/14 "2006-01-12T02:03:24Z")
Pardon me, foreigners aren’t a race. So you’re not, stricly speaking, a racist. You’re a xenophobic bigoted dishonest schmuck. Glad I could clear that up. ---
**Author:** ![CBEscapee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@CBEscapee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBEscapee)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/15 "2006-01-12T02:05:56Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Pardon me, foreigners aren’t a race. So you’re not, stricly speaking, a racist. > > You’re a xenophobic bigoted dishonest schmuck. > > Glad I could clear that up. I won’t hold your stupity and bigotry against you son. You’re forgiven. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/16 "2006-01-12T02:10:15Z")
Mmm hmmmmm. It’s “stupid” to realize that you talk down about foreigners as if they were a unified group? If you say so spunky. And, my bigotry? What would that be, exactly? Why don’t you cite it? Oh, because you can’t and you’re a damn liar, eh? Who’d a thunk it? ---
**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/17 "2006-01-12T02:14:14Z")
> [@John Mace](#): > > Where did this dickhead come from anyway? I don’t remember encountering him until a few weeks ago, and suddenly he’s everywhere-- lingering like a fart in a phone booth. He’s like a Mexican **Aldaberon**. If we ignore him, will he go away? I am not sure if I am remembering correctly, but did Alde not say he had multiple accounts and that we would see him again? ---
**Author:** ![CBEscapee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@CBEscapee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBEscapee)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/18 "2006-01-12T02:15:20Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Mmm hmmmmm. > > It’s “stupid” to realize that you talk down about foreigners as if they were a unified group? If you say so spunky. > > And, my bigotry? What would that be, exactly? Why don’t you cite it? > Oh, because you can’t and you’re a damn liar, eh? Who’d a thunk it? You’re just another pussy that would never have the balls to do anything on your own. Like the people who run up and kick someone after someone else sucker punches them. ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/19 "2006-01-12T02:16:46Z")
> [@CBEscapee](#): > > Maybe one of you chickenshit posters will clue me in. Would the username “nigger jim” be allowed? How about “wetback Juan”? Or would those be deemed unacceptable to the administration of this site or considered offensive to gringo sensibilities? Neither nigger nor wetback would be permitted in the context you used the term gringo, you stupid racist. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582/20 "2006-01-12T02:18:55Z")
> [@CBEscapee](#): > > Ah yes the word gringo!! You people seem to have a hang up with this word. Apparently only the English (American dialect) translation is acceptable around here for a Spanish word. Regardless that I posted definitions from three legitimate and authoritive Spanish language sources. When writing in English, the English definitions are the operative ones. To wit: > [@](#): > > [Gringo](http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=gringo) > > Used as a disparaging term for a foreigner in Latin America, especially an American or English person. But let’s let bygones be bygones on this one, CBEscapee. Now that you know that many of us “gringos” find that term to be offensive, will you refrain from using it in the future? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cbescappe-is-unfamiliar-with-honesty/339582.md?page=2)