# Cecil Adams, I have only one thing to say to you!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-i-have-only-one-thing-to-say-to-you/25688>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 15, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-i-have-only-one-thing-to-say-to-you/25688 "2000-07-15T18:29:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-i-have-only-one-thing-to-say-to-you/25688/1 "2000-07-15T18:29:21Z")

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Hello, how have you been?😃

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**Author:** ![Carl\_Berry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@Carl\_Berry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Berry)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-i-have-only-one-thing-to-say-to-you/25688/2 "2000-07-15T19:35:02Z")

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## Great idea! Repeal the Law of Gravity…No more dieting!

Carl

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**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-i-have-only-one-thing-to-say-to-you/25688/3 "2000-07-15T23:35:47Z")

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Gee, Unca Cece hasn’t posted anything since 5/8. He must be really busy solving all the mysteries of the universe.

Maybe he’ll take a break and come say “hi” to us 😃

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-i-have-only-one-thing-to-say-to-you/25688/4 "2000-07-15T23:44:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Minxsmom \*  
> **Gee, Unca Cece hasn’t posted anything since 5/8. He must be really busy solving all the mysteries of the universe.**

Hopefully he’s solving [this mystery](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=6676) tonight.

He can say hi to us tomorrow, though. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Soupy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Soupy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soupy)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-i-have-only-one-thing-to-say-to-you/25688/5 "2000-07-16T08:35:41Z")

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Maybe he’s fishing. Good weather for it.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-i-have-only-one-thing-to-say-to-you/25688/6 "2000-07-16T08:38:26Z")

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I’m Cecil’s evil twin that knows nothing. I’ll let him know you guys are all concerned for his welfare.

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2000, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-i-have-only-one-thing-to-say-to-you/25688/7 "2000-07-16T09:21:38Z")

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As I recall, Cecil has only made appearances in two MPSIMS threads. Odds are, he’ll probably make his next appearance in the GQ when someone asks the question to end all questions.

_Rob crosses his fingers and hopes Cecil takes this as a personal challenge to prove him wrong_

Say, while I’m here, I thought there were originally only 18 people welcomed by Uncle Cecil. Whose the 19th?