# Cecil Adams is more popular than Jesus.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-is-more-popular-than-jesus/520567>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 9, 2009, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-is-more-popular-than-jesus/520567 "2009-12-09T06:58:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-is-more-popular-than-jesus/520567/1 "2009-12-09T06:58:31Z")

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If you read the last four words of the first Straighdope book very slowly, you can see it says “I buried Cecil”.

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**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-is-more-popular-than-jesus/520567/2 "2009-12-09T09:43:10Z")

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My [multi-post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=542990) is my [multi-cite](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=542696):

> [@Rate your own popularity on the Dope.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/1):
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> How popular do you think you are here? How many people do you think recognize your name and remember who you are?

> [@Rate your own popularity on the Dope.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/2):
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> Bigger then Jesus.

> [@Rate your own popularity on the Dope.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/3):
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> Bigger than Cecil.

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**Author:** ![Hilary\_Algar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilary_algar/32/4282_2.png) [@Hilary\_Algar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilary_Algar)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-is-more-popular-than-jesus/520567/3 "2009-12-09T12:19:17Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> If you read the last four words of the first Straighdope book very slowly, you can see it says “I buried Cecil”.

Idle Thoughts:

Just a heads-up, no criticism intended:

Given X is greater than Y and Z is greater than Y, we cannot conclude that Z is grearter than X or vice versa.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-is-more-popular-than-jesus/520567/4 "2009-12-10T07:07:05Z")

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You’re right. I’m ashamed.

ETA: But **xash** gives me hope, at least. He’s grown so much _misty eyed_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-is-more-popular-than-jesus/520567/5 "2009-12-10T18:46:05Z")

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I read the thread title and thought, “Well, duh!”

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-is-more-popular-than-jesus/520567/6 "2009-12-10T18:54:14Z")

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[MajorLeague]  
Jesus? I like him very much, but He cannot help with curveballs.  
[/MajorLeague]

Even mighty **Cecil** and/or **Xash** are advised that it is bad to steal Jo Bu’s rum. Very bad.

😃

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-is-more-popular-than-jesus/520567/7 "2009-12-10T18:56:02Z")

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Round here he seems to be.

Rest of the world: Cecil who?

They shall be smited.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-is-more-popular-than-jesus/520567/8 "2009-12-10T19:16:09Z")

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Meet the Cecil  
Cecilmania  
Sgt. Cecil’s Lonely Hearts Club Band  
Magical Mystery Dope

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**Author:** ![Hilary\_Algar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilary_algar/32/4282_2.png) [@Hilary\_Algar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilary_Algar)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-is-more-popular-than-jesus/520567/9 "2009-12-12T12:49:26Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> You’re right. I’m ashamed.

Idle Thoughts:

Please do not be ashamed–the intent was a polite heads-up, nothing more.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-is-more-popular-than-jesus/520567/10 "2009-12-12T20:33:37Z")

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Since neither one exists or has ever existed, I call it a tie.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-is-more-popular-than-jesus/520567/11 "2009-12-12T20:38:12Z")

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But if you read it too fast, it says, “Satan is my homeboy.”

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**Author:** ![Docta\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Docta\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Docta_G)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-is-more-popular-than-jesus/520567/12 "2009-12-12T23:38:25Z")

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I’m not terribly impressed with either one of them.

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**Author:** ![Fake\_Tales\_of\_San\_Francisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@Fake\_Tales\_of\_San\_Francisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fake_Tales_of_San_Francisco)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-is-more-popular-than-jesus/520567/13 "2009-12-13T00:32:52Z")

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It [doesn’t look good](http://www.google.com/trends?q=Cecil+Adams,+Jesus+Christ). No blue line.

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**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-adams-is-more-popular-than-jesus/520567/14 "2009-12-13T02:24:13Z")

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Cecil’s a lot more real. Any way you figure it.
