# Cecil Chose My Question! Woo Hoo!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-chose-my-question-woo-hoo/482850
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 24, 2009, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-chose-my-question-woo-hoo/482850 "2009-01-24T23:48:33Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author:  [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2009, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-chose-my-question-woo-hoo/482850/1 "2009-01-24T23:48:33Z")
> **[Can you get out of a DUI conviction by chugging alcohol after getting pulled...](https://www.straightdope.com/21343941/can-you-get-out-of-a-dui-conviction-by-chugging-alcohol-after-getting-pulled-over)**
Am I more excited than I should be? 'Cause I’m pretty excited. The going’s a little rough right now and this made my day!
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### Author:  [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-chose-my-question-woo-hoo/482850/2 "2009-01-24T23:50:25Z")
Awesome! I’d be excited, too!
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### Author:  [@Jaglavak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaglavak)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-chose-my-question-woo-hoo/482850/3 "2009-01-25T01:51:42Z")
Wow. That’s a new one on me.
Those Joisey boys are whack. If you tried a thing like that around here you’d get a mace and taser sandwich with an ass whipping for dessert.
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### Author:  [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2009, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-chose-my-question-woo-hoo/482850/4 "2009-01-25T03:09:37Z")
Super keen! Now you need to exert your wiles to get _artiste nonpareil_\* Slug Signorino to send you the cartoon, so you can have it framed along with the column.
Or I guess you could just clip the whole thing out of the local free newspaper, thereby avoiding painful wile-strain.
\*“Nonpareil,” you see, means “without peer,” and is also a size of “slug” used in linotype printing. So it’s sort of a pun. He does not cover himself with decorator’s sugar while working, at least so far as I’ve heard. Let’s not get that rumor started.
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### Author:  [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2009, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-chose-my-question-woo-hoo/482850/5 "2009-01-25T03:16:40Z")
You’re moving up in the world! After you find yourself at the top, rubbing shoulders with the intellectual elite, don’t forget us minions.
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### Author:  [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2009, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-chose-my-question-woo-hoo/482850/6 "2009-01-25T03:27:52Z")
So…
You gonna try it in Guam and get back to us? 😃