# Cecil in the Chat.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-in-the-chat/55432>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 22, 2001, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-in-the-chat/55432 "2001-02-22T05:18:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-in-the-chat/55432/21 "2001-02-23T05:30:09Z")

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Inor, now you are really scaring me. First you call me a lady, and now this?

And Smug…Good show!!! Beautiful work!

Encore, Encore!!!

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**Author:** ![inor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f475e1/32.png) [@inor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inor)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-in-the-chat/55432/22 "2001-02-23T06:46:46Z")

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it’s cool- this is jsut when I take my meds, so the blood levels are somewhat down.  
god.

Call someone a lady, enjoy and tout the benefits of surgical lip enhancement, and what happens?

And jsut _try_ to put a little spiff in the place?

And you make disparaging innuendos about my (admittedly alledged) sanity?

Well, kricket and Arden, I’m jsut _not_ gonna be your friend anymore till

( **smug? WTG!** )

now…

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**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-in-the-chat/55432/23 "2001-02-23T18:15:46Z")

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Smug,  
Can I be your groupie?

Huh?

Can I?

Please?

I promise to be good and cater to your every whim.

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**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-in-the-chat/55432/24 "2001-02-23T19:21:09Z")

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My god man, that was simply beautiful.

_Feynn wipes a tear from his eye_

If I make the dopefest tomorrow (damn cold) I’ll have to buy you a celebrationary root beer…

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**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-in-the-chat/55432/25 "2001-02-23T19:51:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by velvetjones \*  
> \*\*Smug,  
> Can I be your groupie?
> 
> Huh?
> 
> Can I?
> 
> Please?
> 
> I promise to be good and cater to your every whim.
> 
> \*\*

I am already Alpha Groupie… but I am sure he would LOVE to have more! Whaddya say, **smug**?

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**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-in-the-chat/55432/26 "2001-02-23T20:16:50Z")

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I’m certainly willing to share…

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-in-the-chat/55432/27 "2001-02-24T04:45:48Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by robgruver \*  
> ::applauds, hoots, and generally \*\*makes like he was impressed with \*\*yet another smug original… **sorta** 😃

Um… thanks rob… **sorta.** 😉

> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by Arden Ranger_  
> You should go into the field of **Filk** songs. You’d make a killing… ya just got the SD’s version of the Grammy…

No one is buying Filk songs these days… I’d starve. Thanks AR - I appreciated the kinds words. But a Grammy?  
[sub]I’d prefer a SDMB coffee mug - They are worth more.[/sub] 😃

**Juniper200** : “Sir?” _looks around_ Wow - no one’s ever called me \*that \*before. Thanks for the roses.

**Mercutio** : Glad ya liked it. [sub]happy 200th[/sub]

**eirroc, Simetra, Rysdad, Kricket, Feynn, Ice Wolf** : Even the shortest of replies lets me know you smiled.  
That’s enough for me.

**inor** Thanks for decorating the thread up a bit. It’s looks **way** better now. But I have to say, your Richard Simmons scares me.  
It’s too close to being real. :eek:

> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by velvetjones_  
> Smug, Can I be your groupie? Huh? Can I? Please? I promise to be good and cater to your every whim.

Poets have groupies too? Awright! Slide over **Silly Rabbit**. Does two groupies equal one entourage? 🆒

Thank you both.

And thanks to **UncleBeer** for the threadspotting submission, (you rock UB) and **Democritus** for talking me out of retirement. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nefarious_chipmunk/32/1045_2.png) [@Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nefarious_Chipmunk)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2001, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-in-the-chat/55432/28 "2001-02-24T04:57:56Z")

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Wow, that was a cool poem. I laughed, I cired, then I laughed some more. ::applause::

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-in-the-chat/55432/29 "2001-02-24T05:56:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> No one is buying Filk songs these days… I’d starve. Thanks AR - I appreciated the kinds words. But a Grammy?

**I** buy filk!

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-in-the-chat/55432/30 "2001-02-24T06:16:09Z")

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WTG smug! That was a fun read. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2001, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-in-the-chat/55432/31 "2001-02-24T10:33:50Z")

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Alright Inor, I will take the compliment. I’m just not used to all that fancy talk you see.

Smug you are right, Inors wild ideas in design have made quite an improvement in the scenery.  
And I would have said more about your marvelous poem, but alas, I do not have your natural talent with words.

(I get points for sucking up right?)

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**Author:** ![little\_me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dbc845/32.png) [@little\_me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_me)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-in-the-chat/55432/32 "2001-02-24T21:32:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by smug \*  
> \*\*[sub]Um… unless Cecil reads that little part about him “flaming out”, then I’m toast.[/sub] 😃 \*\*

Don’t sweat it. Cecil knows about the returning trolls. He could stop them if he wanted, he stops the spam trolls, after all. He likes the concrete and serlin types to have targets to toss into the pit when things are getting quiet.  
Never doubt the master! He is a perfect showman.

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**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-in-the-chat/55432/33 "2001-02-25T19:56:40Z")

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Well played **Smug** you’ve done some great odes but this is the best.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-in-the-chat/55432/34 "2001-02-26T04:51:58Z")

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Wow, there’s only one thing I can say after reading this…

_gets down on one knee_

**smug** , will you marry me?

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-in-the-chat/55432/35 "2001-02-26T09:26:55Z")

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\*\*casdave, heraldgwena, Kricket, Silo \*\* You are all too kind.

They have a word for what I do…  
but I think that word is “ **borderline plagiarism** ”. 😛

Thanks **Kat** My first proposal. Awwwwwww. I am sooo flattered. No.[sub] (At least, not yet.)[/sub] 😉

**little me** : That’s good to know. I feel \*much \*better now.

Now the inevitable sequel. I hope you like it.  
[sup][Cecil’s Revenge](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=61384)[/sup]

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