# Cecil is not sexy!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 15, 2006, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748 "2006-08-15T01:18:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/1 "2006-08-15T01:18:19Z")

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Here’s [unsexy Cecil.](http://library.thinkquest.org/4626/sexy.htm)

Are you sexy? I am. (Ashley) 😛

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**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/2 "2006-08-15T01:52:06Z")

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Apparently I am not.

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/3 "2006-08-15T01:56:20Z")

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I was sexy in the 1980’s but not any longer.

At least my name isn’t Archibald.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/4 "2006-08-15T01:57:33Z")

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I haven’t been sexy since Biblical times. ☹

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/5 "2006-08-15T02:00:52Z")

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Apparently I am doubly sexy. First and Middle Name.

James 😉

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**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/6 "2006-08-15T02:04:19Z")

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I don’t rate in either list. I guess that makes me thoroughly mediocre?

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**Author:** ![Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Licentious_Ectomorph)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/7 "2006-08-15T02:07:14Z")

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I am – but I knew that already. 😉

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/8 "2006-08-15T02:07:58Z")

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Since when is “Susan” a sexy name? It’s so … saddle shoes and knee socks.

And, no, my name isn’t on any of the lists.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/9 "2006-08-15T02:17:08Z")

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Hey, my wife’s name is Susan! And she’s _definitely_ sexy.

According to the lists, I’m sexy, and so is one of our three sons. Don’t think I’ll tell him, though. He’s only nine.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/10 "2006-08-15T02:18:01Z")

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[QUOTE=JimSox5]  
I don’t rate in either list. I guess that makes me thoroughly mediocre?  
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Jim isn’t short for James for you? Or not really a Jim?

[QUOTE=twickster]  
Since when is “Susan” a sexy name? It’s so … saddle shoes and knee socks.

And, no, my name isn’t on any of the lists.  
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I don’t know my first girl friend was Susie and I thought the name and the girl were quite sexy. Of course I spent a month humming “Wake up little Susie”

Jim, I mean James 🆒

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/11 "2006-08-15T02:22:34Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
Since when is “Susan” a sexy name? It’s so … saddle shoes and knee socks.

And, no, my name isn’t on any of the lists.  
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Is there anything on earth sexier than saddleshoes and knee socks?

(On both “sexy” lists–Yay, me!)

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/12 "2006-08-15T02:29:56Z")

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My name didn’t make it, in any form… however, I find the lists a little… _boring_. They don’t evoke any “oooooh! That’s a beautiful name!” let alone “ooohh! That name is _sexy_!”

Except my husband’s name, which is in the top five. However, I may be biased. 😛 I told him that looking at the names, they are so incredibly common. Everyone is bound to know at least five Shawn/Sean/Shauns, and one of them is probably sexy. So, well. There you go, I suppose.

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**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/13 "2006-08-15T02:30:22Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]  
Jim isn’t short for James for you? Or not really a Jim?  
I don’t know my first girl friend was Susie and I thought the name and the girl were quite sexy. Of course I spent a month humming “Wake up little Susie”

Jim, I mean James 🆒  
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Yeah, I’m not really a Jim nor James. In fact, the letter J never appears in my name. My name’s Aaron, which, while not as good as it could be, apparently isn’t all that terrible either. That’s okay, though. I kind of figured out my mediocre ratings in sexiness a long time ago. 🙂

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**Author:** ![percypercy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@percypercy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percypercy)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/14 "2006-08-15T02:37:54Z")

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I didn’t make the list, but two of my sisters(one of them spelled differently) and one brother did. S’okay, I like my name.  
-Lil

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/15 "2006-08-15T02:41:07Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]  
Apparently I am doubly sexy. First and Middle Name.  
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Same here! Although i’ve always thought both names were more boring than sexy.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/16 "2006-08-15T02:52:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Revenant Threshold]  
Same here! Although i’ve always thought both names were more boring than sexy.  
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I know the feeling, I would rather hear, "Damn it **Jim** , I’m a Doctor not a Mason” then “Fetch the car James”. I was surprised to see James, I never really liked the name. So I guess, I will just go back to:

Jim 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/17 "2006-08-15T02:57:18Z")

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SWEET! I wouldn’t at all think my name would place on a list like that – it’s not extremely common, but not quite unusual enough to be “exotic”. And no one ever spells it the right way – but there is is!

I guess I’m a lot sexier than I thought I was. 😉

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**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/18 "2006-08-15T02:59:08Z")

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Also, I think it’s funny that the top name on each list derives from early Christianity. Culture’s great.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/19 "2006-08-15T03:03:47Z")

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Another double-sexy-named one here – Paul Michael.

Funny thing is, Ananova ran a story a few years ago about a study that determined that “Men named Paul were likely to be ugly”.

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2006, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-is-not-sexy/368748/20 "2006-08-15T03:06:56Z")

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Boo-ya!  
I made it and both of my kids did also. 🆒  
Wife didn’t :dubious:

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