# Cecil, post me a welcome or I will shoot this dog! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 6, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-post-me-a-welcome-or-i-will-shoot-this-dog/18730 "2000-05-06T02:31:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-post-me-a-welcome-or-i-will-shoot-this-dog/18730/21 "2000-05-07T00:11:24Z")
You didn’t really kill it, did you?? Say no, ok? I meant lay the guilt on heavy, not actually blow it’s brains out. You just may be going over the edge. Wally, this blood’s on your hands. You knew how close to the edge he was. Jim ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-post-me-a-welcome-or-i-will-shoot-this-dog/18730/22 "2000-05-07T00:25:36Z")
Hell, I didn’t think he’d actually do it! I was kidding! aha, what the hell is the matter with you? You’re out of control, man! ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-post-me-a-welcome-or-i-will-shoot-this-dog/18730/23 "2000-05-07T00:34:43Z")
Can’t…catch…breath… too…freakin’…funny! aha, you’ve been so kind to me in my efforts to quit smoking, that I must offer to return the favor. If at any time during your breakdown you need some support from a fellow Doper, I’d be happy to sponsor you through a day of therapy. Now let that puppy go and quit messing with Wally. You’ve got him all upset now. And _that_ I will not stand for! ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-post-me-a-welcome-or-i-will-shoot-this-dog/18730/24 "2000-05-07T05:07:13Z")
NOOOOOOO!!! AHA HOW COULD YOU??? such an innocent puppy… ::holding puppy:: this was his puppy feet…this was his puppy ears…this was his puppy nose…now he’s dead!! I can’t stand the killing anymore… when will it all end God, when will it all end!?! ::breaks down in tears:: ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-post-me-a-welcome-or-i-will-shoot-this-dog/18730/25 "2000-05-07T05:52:16Z")
> [@](#): > > I can’t stand the killing anymore… when will it all end God, when will it all end!?! > > ::breaks down in tears:: Well, we all know who has the power to put a stop to this madness, don’t we? Tsk, tsk… Catrandom ---
**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-post-me-a-welcome-or-i-will-shoot-this-dog/18730/26 "2000-05-07T07:27:20Z")
Oh, gimme a break. If he had killed the puppy, he would have just made the ‘BAUM!’ sound, not typed it! ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-post-me-a-welcome-or-i-will-shoot-this-dog/18730/27 "2000-05-07T07:35:57Z")
[quote Well, we all know who has the power to put a stop to this madness, don’t we? [/quote] We do? Cuz I’m like totally clueless 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-post-me-a-welcome-or-i-will-shoot-this-dog/18730/28 "2000-05-07T09:12:31Z")
I am Cecil’s evil twin from an alternate universe. I know nothing. What is this “hi”? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-post-me-a-welcome-or-i-will-shoot-this-dog/18730.md?page=1)