# Cecil, you putz! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 4, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020 "2003-05-04T14:34:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/41 "2003-05-06T06:23:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*Our Bodies, Our Dope \*\* Damn. I almost used that one, too. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/42 "2003-05-06T12:08:32Z")
**Chocolate Cecil and the Straight Dope Flavored Water** **The Once and Future Perfect Master** **Bob and Carol and Cecil and Ed** **Perfect Master or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Learn the Straight Dope** **Cecil Cassidy and the Sundance Ed** **O Cecil, Who Art Thou?** ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/43 "2003-05-06T12:56:51Z")
Or should that be **O Cecil, Whom Art Thou?** ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/44 "2003-05-06T13:36:19Z")
**Rememberance of Dopes Past**? **Martin Cecilwit**? **Tales of Mystery and Ignorance**? **Ice Station Cecil**? **The Hamster That Failed**? **The Naughtiest Girl in the School** (privately printed)? ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/45 "2003-05-06T13:59:34Z")
**WARNING! MAY CONTAIN STRAIGHT DOPE** ---
**Author:** ![purgepro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e68b1a/32.png) [@purgepro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purgepro)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/46 "2003-05-07T17:18:11Z")
how about: **Buy this Straight Dope** ---
**Author:** ![Pez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5e9695/32.png) [@Pez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pez)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/47 "2003-05-07T17:28:56Z")
How about: The revenge of the Straight Dope The Return of the Straight Dope The Straight Dope meets Dolly Parton (or Jenna Jameson) The Last of the Straight Dopers (I can see Slug outdo him self here) The Night of the Living Straight Dope The 52’nd Dope Pulp Dope The Dope Reloaded Crouching Dope and Hidden Adams or my fav engrish ([www.engrish.com](http://www.engrish.com)): For restrooms, go back toward your behind ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/48 "2003-05-07T17:58:54Z")
please don’t hurt me **All your Dope are belong to Cecil** Sorry. **Yoshimi battles the Straight Dope The Straight Dope does Dallas** ---
**Author:** ![Otanabi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Otanabi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otanabi)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/49 "2003-05-07T18:33:07Z")
**The Straight Dope for Dummies** ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/50 "2003-05-07T18:34:31Z")
**When Come Back, Bring Straight Dope.** ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/51 "2003-05-07T19:18:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pez \* > **How about: > The Return of the Straight Dope** You do know that this was already used for the third volume. don’t you? I trust that you just mometarily misplaced your copy of the book and forgot… I’m partial to **Uncle Cecil Stands Astride Ignorance as Unto a Colossus**. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/52 "2003-05-07T19:46:29Z")
**Cecil Shrugged** ---
**Author:** ![JosephFinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@JosephFinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JosephFinn)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/53 "2003-05-07T21:31:13Z")
**Three Men and A Dope The Master and Margarita’s Dope God-Emperor of Dope** ---
**Author:** ![melly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@melly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melly)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/54 "2003-05-08T00:23:05Z")
How about: The Straight Dope Strikes Back The Crooked and/or Gay Dope Straight Dope to the Sixth Power Straight Dope Does Little Rock The Little Dope that Could Put This In Your Pipe And Smoke It: The Straight Dope ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/55 "2003-05-08T00:25:59Z")
- Planet of the Straight Dope Beneath the Planet of the Straight Dope Escape from the Planet of the Straight Dope Conquest of the Planet of the Straight Dope Battle for the Planet of the Straight Dope \* ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/56 "2003-05-08T01:26:48Z")
**Dope Floats** … a perfect volume for le salle de bain \*\*Dope: It Make My Brown Eyes Blue Doper Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/57 "2003-05-08T03:11:27Z")
**The Straight Dope United** **Beauty and the Dope** **Pump Up the Straight Dope** ---
**Author:** ![waddamaroon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/41988e/32.png) [@waddamaroon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waddamaroon)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/58 "2003-05-08T04:20:28Z")
How about a weekly magazine? \*\* Dope Illustrated \*\* We’re gonna be so sued ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/59 "2003-05-08T07:08:08Z")
**Love in the Time of The Straight Dope Smack My Dope Up Special Agent Cecil Adams in “Dopers are Forever” The Straight Dope: A Film by Ken Burns**\* Featuring Morgan Freeman as the voice of Cecil Adams!\*\*\* Straight Dope VI: The Cecilnomicon Straight Dope VI: This Time, It’s Personal Riddle of the [Sperm Trees](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_363.html): A Cecil Adams Scratch-n-Sniff Adventure ---
**Author:** ![plank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@plank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plank)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil-you-putz/173020/60 "2003-05-08T09:29:39Z")
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