# Cecil **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 4, 2000, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil/18604 "2000-05-04T22:03:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil/18604/41 "2000-05-05T23:17:41Z")
Bumpidity doo dahhhh bumpidieee aaaaaa ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil/18604/42 "2000-05-05T23:45:53Z")
Good luck aha, but with the way you kiss ass, you will probably get your wish. BTW, do you give lessons? ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil/18604/43 "2000-05-05T23:56:25Z")
ummmm **Shaden** I think ya need to change that sig line to maybe the second one that’s ever been welcomed by my best friend **aha** ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil/18604/44 "2000-05-06T00:03:37Z")
pipefitter: > [@](#): > > Good luck aha, but with the way you kiss ass, you will probably get your wish. > > BTW, do you give lessons?. It’s all in the pucker pipfitter ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil/18604/45 "2000-05-06T00:05:25Z")
Nope, Cecil ain’t gonna post here. He’s too busy, trying in vain to find the origin of the term “Street El”. Also, I think he’s kinda embarassed. Peace, mangeorge (Don’t know either.) ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil/18604/46 "2000-05-06T03:48:34Z")
Here’s the bump I promised aha, in return for kissing my ass in the “Get Your Ass Kissed By aha” thread! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil/18604/47 "2000-05-06T05:16:16Z")
95 hours to go aha and Cecil has posted his welcomes already. I LOVE my new sig line 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil/18604/48 "2000-05-06T15:46:30Z")
Bump this one up. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil/18604/49 "2000-05-07T16:28:58Z")
\ …We couldnt have cecil comming in here and not seeing this on the first page now could we? Why… aha might NEVER get his welcome that way. ::bursts into uncontrolable fits of laughter:: ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil/18604/50 "2000-05-07T17:03:57Z")
You demented morons! Do you think you can just call Cecil and he’ll appear like a trained circus animal? Hello! Conjuring up Cece requires much more. Bribe money, for starters. I’m not talking loose change here. And since there’s no chance in hell you cheapskates are gonna part with your dinero, we’re going to have to resort to more desperate measures. Like a blood sacrifice. Preferably a virgin. Regrettably I am no longer a virgin. So we’re gonna have to come up with another poster, one who undoubtedly has never been laid AND (this is key) has not been banned yet. So if you spy another pesky troll running around, let’s put him/her to good use. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil/18604/51 "2000-05-07T17:13:50Z")
Excellant suggestion Pundit! But I think I have a better chance of seeing Cecil, than I do of spotting a virgin. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil/18604/52 "2000-05-07T21:14:59Z")
…but there must be more to it than money. Cecil appeared to **Patricinus Scriblerus** for the paltry sum of $1. [Where’s my buck?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=6408) At a buck per reply, expect Cecil to reply to each of your threads for your princely offer of half your original bet($5). Or maybe you could hold out for a volume discount. ---
**Author:** ![Shadenwawa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@Shadenwawa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadenwawa)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil/18604/53 "2000-05-08T15:48:52Z")
dagnabbit I missed him. Bah. Wrong thread! Wrong THREAD!!! AUGH I was so close. ultress: this sig better? Actually, if I could get a personal welcome from _you_… hehe 🙂 -Shad ---
**Author:** ![learae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@learae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/learae)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil/18604/54 "2000-05-09T06:27:24Z")
BUMP, BUMP You’re welcome, Aha learae ---
**Author:** ![learae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@learae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/learae)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil/18604/55 "2000-05-09T06:48:13Z")
Oops… I haven’t been in here in awhile…did I miss the appearance of Cecil the great? He actually welcomed Aha?? Wish I’d been here. This has been fun Congratulations! learae [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cecil/18604.md?page=2)