# Celeb. Dopers? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 2, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249 "2003-06-02T23:19:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/1 "2003-06-02T23:19:24Z")
I am 99% sure that on a recent E! news broadcast that I saw a video clip of Ashton Kutcher, of “That 70’s Show” fame, wearing a "Teeming Millions’ hat. I was impressed to see the hat, but was wondering if other Dopers think that he is a good representation of this website. (if there is such a thing as a good representation of this website). ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/2 "2003-06-02T23:49:54Z")
[😃](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=187837) the smily is a link ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/3 "2003-06-02T23:55:59Z")
A teeming millions HAT? :eek: Someone alert Opal! ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/4 "2003-06-03T00:17:17Z")
Off to IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/5 "2003-06-03T00:23:23Z")
You could check a few fansites of his if you’ve got the time. After interviews screen caps always pop up. Maybe you could get a better look. ---
**Author:** ![BlueMit11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@BlueMit11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueMit11)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/6 "2003-06-03T00:39:14Z")
Of course there are other celebrities here. I’m actually Carrot Top. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/7 "2003-06-03T00:46:29Z")
I’m Pope Innocent III ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/8 "2003-06-03T00:54:43Z")
I’m Brian, and so’s my wife. ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/9 "2003-06-03T00:54:59Z")
I’m Grace Slick. To answer the OP, I think Ashton Kutchner might not be the brightest bulb in the excessive Christmas display, but he’s not the _worst_ we could have. I think he’s pretty funny, damnably attractive (1970’s hair…mmm), and he comes across as a genuinely nice guy. So sure, what the hell. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Calculus\_of\_Logic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@The\_Calculus\_of\_Logic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Calculus_of_Logic)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/10 "2003-06-03T01:08:51Z")
I was on cops once. i was the enraged customer at denny’s. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/11 "2003-06-03T02:58:52Z")
Um, you might want to keep that one under your hat (“Teeming Millions” or otherwise), **TCoL**. Were you arrested, or were you enraged at a perp? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/12 "2003-06-03T03:08:56Z")
Don’t answer that without representation! ---
**Author:** ![Snake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Snake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snake)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/13 "2003-06-03T10:47:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I’m Pope Innocent III \*\* ``` DO you shit in the woods ?????? Sorry, hadda ask ! ``` ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/14 "2003-06-03T13:34:39Z")
I have had two letters printed in Loaded magazine, one of which was a star letter and earned me a splendid sidewatch as worn by Jackie Chan (it’s broken now, by my reckoning J Chan must go through two-three per month). Ok form an orderly Q, there’s no need to push in I will be here all day signing autographs, no you can’t touch the watch. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/15 "2003-06-03T13:40:36Z")
I made it into my company newsletter for every issue back to the very first one, until they “let me go” last week … Don’t think that counts as being a celebrity, though. But sometimes I dream I am Wonder Woman … ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/16 "2003-06-03T16:57:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moejuck \* > \*\*I am 99% sure that on a recent E! news broadcast that I saw a video clip of Ashton Kutcher, of “That 70’s Show” fame, wearing a "Teeming Millions’ hat. \*\* Actually, if we’re looking at the same hat, it actually says “Teenage Millionaire”. The webiste is [here](http://www.teenagemillionaire.com/tm.html). [Warning–loud music] ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/17 "2003-06-03T17:11:46Z")
I’m Lenny O Shadwick, the world’s greatest pop star… in another universe. In _this_ universe, unfortunately, I’m just another cubicle drone. ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/18 "2003-06-03T18:37:25Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by The Calculus of Logic_ > **I was on cops once. i was the enraged customer at denny’s.** I love your work! ---
**Author:** ![Splanky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b2d939/32.png) [@Splanky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Splanky)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/19 "2003-06-03T19:21:22Z")
I was on the discovery channel once. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/20 "2003-06-03T22:04:08Z")
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