# Celeb. Dopers? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 2, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249 "2003-06-02T23:19:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Vixenation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/278dde/32.png) [@Vixenation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vixenation)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/41 "2003-06-04T13:00:10Z")
I am Chad Sexington. One celeb on the boards is **Anamorphic** , who wrote the upcoming feature film Stark Raving Mad, starring Seann William Scott. He’s also done lots more film work and IIRC may have won an award. ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/42 "2003-06-04T13:46:09Z")
In the early '80s I had a letter published in Daredevil – I don’t remember which issue, but it was while Frank Miller was drawing it. Also in the early '80s a drunk in a bar mistook me for Madonna. Let’s see… I’ve had letters printed on the Editor’s pages of several newspapers. Ummm, what else? I called in to the Ken Hamblin show and made it onto the air a couple of months ago… That’s all. Am I a celebrity? ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/43 "2003-11-13T16:46:58Z")
I have had two letters printed in Loaded magazine, one of which was a star letter and earned me a splendid sidewatch as worn by Jackie Chan (it’s broken now, by my reckoning J Chan must go through two-three per month). Colin Montgomerie at a major in Carnoustie once tossed grass in the air to check wind speed/direction. The grass landed on my face. Ok form an orderly Q, there’s no need to push in I will be here all day signing autographs, no you can’t touch the watch and yes I did eat the grass in a bizarre ritual. ---
**Author:** ![smam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@smam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smam)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/44 "2003-11-13T16:50:13Z")
I am famous for trying to wholesale copy and paste my reply from the last “famous Dopers” thread, then posting it again, in the old thread instead of the new one. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![nobrainer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a587f6/32.png) [@nobrainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nobrainer)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/45 "2003-11-13T16:59:25Z")
I had a letter published in Engineering Times magazine, and I have bowled professionaly on the PBA Tour. I’m pathetic, I know. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/46 "2003-11-13T17:01:27Z")
I am famous for absolutely bugger all but I have seen the Beatles live. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/47 "2003-11-13T17:04:54Z")
Hang on a minute I’ve just remembered, I scored the winning goal when Port Vale beat Accrington Stanley 3-1 in the FA Cup final of 1953. _I’m lying actually_ ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/48 "2003-11-13T21:24:57Z")
> [@](#): > > Einmon: Mahir?! MAHIR KAGRI IS THAT YOU!? I KISS YOU! ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/49 "2003-11-13T21:35:14Z")
I’m not really important anymore, but I used to be the Emperor of France. Conquered most of Europe, actually. Nowadays I spend most of my time planning my spectacular comeback. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/50 "2003-11-13T22:14:15Z")
I used to be Hugo A-Go-Go. But I don’t like to talk about it. I’m retired now. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249/51 "2003-11-25T16:57:15Z")
What I want to know is whether there are any elected officials on this board. I would feel a lot better about our government if there were. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celeb-dopers/179249.md?page=2)