# Celebrities detouched **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 9, 2004, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-detouched/268352 "2004-10-09T09:06:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-detouched/268352/1 "2004-10-09T09:06:44Z")
The scariest picture [ever](http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=82018&display=photoshop). ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-detouched/268352/2 "2004-10-09T10:13:28Z")
Where did he go? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-detouched/268352/3 "2004-10-09T17:05:41Z")
\ dum didly dum doodly doo \ AHH! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-detouched/268352/4 "2004-10-09T19:34:18Z")
AAAAHHH!!! That is so not work safe. In fact, I don’t think that’s safe for ANYONE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-detouched/268352/5 "2004-10-09T19:36:03Z")
Holy crap! Somebody hold me. ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-detouched/268352/6 "2004-10-09T19:45:01Z")
Okay, I read that title as “Celebrities Douched”. Surprisingly, the picture was worse than that. StG ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-detouched/268352/7 "2004-10-09T20:31:19Z")
Wow. What sick freak decided that Michael Jackson needed to be uglied up? Does anyone think he was pretty _before_ photoshopping? ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-detouched/268352/8 "2004-10-09T20:52:43Z")
> [@SPOOFE](#): > > Wow. What sick freak decided that Michael Jackson needed to be uglied up? Does anyone think he was pretty _before_ photoshopping? Are you sure that picture is in fact photoshopped? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-detouched/268352/9 "2004-10-09T21:09:39Z")
> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#): > > Are you sure that picture is in fact photoshopped? :dubious: Yes, a bit. [You can see the original here.](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/jackocharge1.html) ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-detouched/268352/10 "2004-10-09T23:40:38Z")
[Here](http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=2057&display=photoshop)’s where I found that. There are more of them, some of them funny, ALL of the extremely mean. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-detouched/268352/11 "2004-10-10T03:07:28Z")
The really creepy thing about it is that in a few years, Michael’s probably going to actually look like that… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-detouched/268352/12 "2004-10-10T04:19:33Z")
S’funny and all, but that’s a pretty poor effort for a Worth1000 entry. I like [Leonardo](http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=81931&display=photoshop) better. Class. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-detouched/268352/13 "2004-10-10T04:59:14Z")
_click_ :eek: _falls over dead_ ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-detouched/268352/14 "2004-10-10T05:28:32Z")
This is terrible. I kinda like the ads on the top of the page, though. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-detouched/268352/15 "2004-10-10T11:37:54Z")
Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure. You may remember me from such medical information movies as Alice Through The Windshield Glass and Mommy, What’s Wrong With That Man’s Face? ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2004, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-detouched/268352/16 "2004-10-10T12:17:20Z")
I like this one of [Kylie Minogue](http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=82055&display=photoshop) too.