# Celebrities on the SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 12, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-the-sdmb/463297 "2008-09-12T16:24:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-the-sdmb/463297/41 "2008-09-14T23:39:57Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > And then, of course, we need to define “celebrity”. I will never reveal who I truly am because that would ruin the fun for all… I _know_ who you are! You are the purveyor of death chicken and f\*cking heavenly cookies. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-the-sdmb/463297/42 "2008-09-14T23:57:18Z")
Frankly, I’m not convinced that **Ed Zotti** is the real Ed Zotti. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-the-sdmb/463297/43 "2008-09-15T01:23:47Z")
> [@Merhouse](#): > > Good point. That’s why I figure you’ve never told us who YOU are 😃 I have some crazy theories about who **DMark** might be, but it’s a ridiculous concept that I refuse to entertain, and I wouldn’t want to accidentally oust him. I think there might be some literary types (authors) here under surrogate identitiies totally manufactured for an extra layer of anonymity. I hope Steve King, Alton Brown, and Anthony Bourdain post here… but those are probably just fantastical figments. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-the-sdmb/463297/44 "2008-09-15T01:55:47Z")
> [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](#): > > My husband is from Danville and he and his three siblings say that it’s a complete shithole. Most of the big companies have left and there are just a lot of crappy neighborhoods. True, though, that is more central than south. Oh, no. I last went there about god–now that I think of it, about 20 years ago. It WAS a nice little town. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-the-sdmb/463297/45 "2008-09-15T02:01:19Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I _know_ who you are! You are the purveyor of death chicken and f\*cking heavenly cookies. 😃 Curses! Now I shall have to hunt you down like a dog and make you eat both dishes, together in the same meal! Take that! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-the-sdmb/463297/46 "2008-09-15T04:42:06Z")
What if a celebrity posted here and revealed his/her identity, but on a sock account, and they were actually a well-known and still anonymous poster in their own right. And then he/she got banned. That would be tragicomic. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-the-sdmb/463297/47 "2008-09-15T07:17:58Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > I have some crazy theories about who **DMark** might be, but it’s a ridiculous concept that I refuse to entertain, and I wouldn’t want to accidentally oust him. As much as I would love to perpetuate this myth (and fuel it as a matter of fact) I have, after all, attended a few Dopefests, and even helped organize the LasVegasDopeFests. Trust me…those who were here can attest that my real life sock puppet is currently a rather boring college teacher. That said, I have worked with lots and lots and lots of famous celebrities and those who were here might have seen a few interesting posters hanging on the walls of my house. I also still keep in touch with friends who still work in the industry and know all the dirt…so if you ever want to feel like you are six degrees from a famous person, feel free to drop my name in the mix. (I did, however, so very much want to intentionally, poorly Photoshop my face onto a famous nude celebrity in that new “show your naked body” thread…) ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-the-sdmb/463297/48 "2008-09-15T08:47:35Z")
> [@DMark](#): > > As much as I would love to perpetuate this myth (and fuel it as a matter of fact) I have, after all, attended a few Dopefests, and even helped organize the LasVegasDopeFests. Trust me…those who were here can attest that my real life sock puppet is currently a rather boring college teacher. > > That said, I have worked with lots and lots and lots of famous celebrities and those who were here might have seen a few interesting posters hanging on the walls of my house. I also still keep in touch with friends who still work in the industry and know all the dirt…so if you ever want to feel like you are six degrees from a famous person, feel free to drop my name in the mix. > > (I did, however, so very much want to intentionally, poorly Photoshop my face onto a famous nude celebrity in that new “show your naked body” thread…) Well, that’s good to know. Here, I thought you were either Siegfried or Roy. I just couldn’t figure out which one… 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-the-sdmb/463297.md?page=2)