# Celebrities on your Top 5 List -- With Conditions **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 7, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249 "2009-04-07T14:05:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/1 "2009-04-07T14:05:56Z")
Alright, I think we all know about how this little caveat to monogamy works… you get to choose 5 famous people that your significant other would be willing to let you sleep with if the occasion ever arose. But there’s a hitch. The person who posts before you gets to decide the nature of your pics. IE: All of them must be under age 22 / have red hair / piercings and tattoos / be bisexual / whatever. That way we’ll have much more interesting answers than what you’d normally give. Ok, I’ll start. The next person’s list must only contain guys with long hair. 😃 Whadaya (whodaya?) think?? [P.S. I tried posting this on another board but it flopped, so I thought maybe the Dopers would like to have a crack at it. Good luck and have fun!] ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/2 "2009-04-07T20:39:18Z")
Okay, apparently I quadruply suck at this. ☹ One gratuituous bump for posterity then! ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/3 "2009-04-07T20:48:18Z")
I might give it a shot …but i would have trouble with this particular category. ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/4 "2009-04-07T20:54:06Z")
Yeah. Maybe it would work better if each person gave a male and a female category. That way anyone could easily answer. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/5 "2009-04-07T21:01:22Z")
S’alright. How about only women with short hair? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/6 "2009-04-08T02:09:00Z")
> [@](#): > > How about only women with short hair? Okay, I can work with that. [Rachael Leigh Cook](http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2007/holiday/111507_cook_400X400.jpg) [Keira Knightley](http://www.celebrity-hair-styles-magazine.com/images/keira-knightley-short-hair-photos-09.jpg) [Christina Ricci](http://z.about.com/d/beauty/1/0/i/l/christinariccibang.JPG) [Rihanna](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NO2UOMMYKZ0/SKanABfIQXI/AAAAAAAAAzU/V8akjD4AjZs/s400/Pixie+Cut+-+Short+Hair.jpg) [Charlize Theron](http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/08/05/16_charlize_lgl.jpg) A unisex category: Academy Award winners. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/7 "2009-04-08T02:12:09Z")
All right, I’ll play. Another vote for Keira Knightley: [Keira Knightley](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm177708288/nm0461136) Rachel Weisz: [Rachel Weisz](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2687144960/nm0001838) Neve Campbell: [Neve Campbell](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm509778432/nm0000117) Missy Peregrym: [Missy Peregrym](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2052823808/nm1335291) Julia Louis-Dreyfus: [Julia Louis-Dreyfus](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2003407872/nm0000506) Yes, I like brunettes. Can you tell? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/8 "2009-04-08T02:29:47Z")
**Elendil’s Heir** , you need to post a restriction now for the next person. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/9 "2009-04-08T04:36:45Z")
Ah, right. Your five must each be wearing sunglasses in the photos shown. ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/10 "2009-04-08T05:27:35Z")
Man, it’s hard finding photos of them in sunglasses but I think I put 5 together. [http://www.blogcdn.com/www.luxist.com/media/2009/03/zooey.jpg](http://www.blogcdn.com/www.luxist.com/media/2009/03/zooey.jpg) [Charlize Theron](http://www.celebrity-sunglasses-finder.com/image-files/charlize_theron.gif) [Reese Witherspoon](http://www.celebrity-sunglasses-finder.com/image-files/reese_witherspoon.jpg) [Mila Kunis](http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/mila_kunis_stripes_drink_9_big.jpg) [Jessica Alba](http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images2/bigimages2/jessica_alba_tat_3_big.jpg) How about people in spy movies or spy TV shows? ---
**Author:** ![tumbleddown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@tumbleddown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tumbleddown)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/11 "2009-04-08T06:59:44Z")
Spy Movies, pretty easy peasy: [Daniel Craig](http://popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Daniel%20Craig.jpg) [Kate Winslet](http://www.allmoviephoto.com/photo/kate_winslet_enigma_001.html) (horrible picture, from the spy movie Enigma, though) [Pierce Brosnan](http://www.celticcafe.com/archive/Music/Evelyn/images/PB_Bond_crop.jpg) [Jonathan Rhys Meyers](http://www.moviejungle.com/interviews/JonathanRhysMeyers/jonathanrhysmeyers1.gif) (from MI:3) [George Clooney](http://www.umbc.edu/blogs/changingaging/george_clooney_syriana_2006_interview_top.jpg) (in Syriana) Next restriction: TV/game show hosts and/or news anchors ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/12 "2009-04-08T14:04:33Z")
Chris Jansing, NBC Fredricka Whitfield, CNN Carol Costello, CNN Melissa Long, CNN Margaret Brennan, CNBC _Next category:_ For the ladies, male stand-up comedians; for the gents, fag hags. _evil cackle_ ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/13 "2009-04-08T15:58:37Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > _Next category:_ For the ladies, male stand-up comedians; for the gents, fag hags. _evil cackle_ Not a submission for your post but it did remind me of part of an SNL skit. Opera Man (Adam Sandler) is singing about Eddie Veder. > [@](#): > > Eddie Vedder’s even better > Looking in person-o > Eeyo zama dama ding dong > I wish he didn’t have a girlfriend-o > Oh, no-a! > Eeyo I’m not saying I’m gay I’m just saying there comes a time in every man’s life when he questions his own sexuality!.. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/14 "2009-04-08T18:30:48Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > …for the gents, fag hags. _evil cackle_ I guess I don’t get this. Do you that we Doper dudes should name women who tend to hang out with gay men? ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/15 "2009-04-08T20:49:37Z")
I think he wants guys to name gay men instead of straight women. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/16 "2009-04-08T20:57:12Z")
> [@tr0psn4j](#): > > I think he wants guys to name gay men instead of straight women. A fag hag is a woman, usually one who has troubles getting a boyfriend, who hangs out with a gay man. It makes the challenge nigh on impossible, since most female celebrities don’t qualify. ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/17 "2009-04-08T21:33:26Z")
Oh I missed the hag part. Jennifer Aniston is the only one I can think of that might come close. Can’t think of anyone else. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/18 "2009-04-09T16:19:37Z")
And Madonna, from her Rupert Everett/Sandra Bernhardt days? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/19 "2009-04-09T16:30:26Z")
Liza Minnelli! ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249/20 "2009-04-09T16:58:08Z")
Oh dang. Stepped on my pudenda with that one. IANgay, but I define fag hags as, yes, women with a gay male following. Most are actresses or singers. I worked in show biz awhile myself and thought the phenomenon might be better known. My list of doable fag hags, FWIW: Kristin Chenoweth Bernadette Peters Margaret Cho Liz Taylor circa 1950 Joan Crawford circa 1932 Someone else pick the next category, ok? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-on-your-top-5-list-with-conditions/492249.md?page=2)