# Celebrities that could make you go the way they ain't (not gay/not straight) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 25, 2007, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-that-could-make-you-go-the-way-they-aint-not-gay-not-straight/423979 "2007-10-25T16:01:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-that-could-make-you-go-the-way-they-aint-not-gay-not-straight/423979/1 "2007-10-25T16:01:59Z")
Inspired by [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=9108511#post9108511) thread. I would choose to go lesbian before I would choose to get laid by Jerry Seinfield and/or Woody Allen ---
**Author:** ![rucciface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ba9def/32.png) [@rucciface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rucciface)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-that-could-make-you-go-the-way-they-aint-not-gay-not-straight/423979/2 "2007-10-25T16:14:37Z")
Funny question. Flavor-Flav. And Woody Allen, too. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-that-could-make-you-go-the-way-they-aint-not-gay-not-straight/423979/3 "2007-10-25T16:15:49Z")
I would become straight before choosing to get it on with Richard Simmons. Do I get bonus points since he is in all likelyhood gay himself? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-that-could-make-you-go-the-way-they-aint-not-gay-not-straight/423979/4 "2007-10-25T17:05:36Z")
There are plenty! I’ll be brief… I must agree with Woody Allen & Flavor-Flav Steve Buscemi Jeff Goldblum Owen Wilson John Goodman Kevin Spacey pretty much anyone over 60 (sorry, don’t hate) ---
**Author:** ![anamnesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb8c5e/32.png) [@anamnesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anamnesis)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-that-could-make-you-go-the-way-they-aint-not-gay-not-straight/423979/5 "2007-10-25T17:14:52Z")
When are some guys gonna weigh in? Speaking of weighing in … Courtney Love. Rosie O’Donnell. Lisa Lampanelli. I suppose I could muster the nerve to grudge fuck Cameron Diaz, but the thought disturbs me. I know, you’re thinking, “she isn’t a fat bloated mess like the other three!” Perhaps not, but she does look like a coked up disease bag who sits on a beach all day, and I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole. The sad thing is she used to be rather fetching before she made it big. She used to have have glowing fair skin and a normal body weight. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-that-could-make-you-go-the-way-they-aint-not-gay-not-straight/423979/6 "2007-10-25T17:21:27Z")
As long as we could pair it with a celebrity you’d cross over for? I second Rosie. And add Ann Coulter, although we’re not sure on that one. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-that-could-make-you-go-the-way-they-aint-not-gay-not-straight/423979/7 "2007-10-25T17:24:47Z")
[QUOTE=anamnesis] When are some guys gonna weigh in? Speaking of weighing in … [/QUOTE] I see how it is, I don’t count. ::sniffle:: ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-that-could-make-you-go-the-way-they-aint-not-gay-not-straight/423979/8 "2007-10-25T17:29:41Z")
Bruce Willis. Pauly Shore. Rod Stewart. Say, this is easy! Shall I go on? ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-that-could-make-you-go-the-way-they-aint-not-gay-not-straight/423979/9 "2007-10-25T17:46:16Z")
Rosie O’Donnell Oprah Hilary Clinton Madonna Paris Hilton (really, any of that circle - you know the ones) Britney (though I’d be ALL OVER Christina) ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-that-could-make-you-go-the-way-they-aint-not-gay-not-straight/423979/10 "2007-10-25T17:48:23Z")
Coulter has to be up there. The one that initially came to my mind was Sandra Bernhard. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-that-could-make-you-go-the-way-they-aint-not-gay-not-straight/423979/11 "2007-10-25T17:51:08Z")
[QUOTE=anamnesis] When are some guys gonna weigh in? [/QUOTE] Last time I checked, I’m a guy. Either that or I have an 8 inch clitoris. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-that-could-make-you-go-the-way-they-aint-not-gay-not-straight/423979/12 "2007-10-25T18:05:09Z")
[QUOTE=Scumpup] Last time I checked, I’m a guy. Either that or I have an 8 inch clitoris. [/QUOTE] Nice way to squeeze in your penis size. But you didn’t answer the question so we can’t count you, even though you checked out your manhood. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-that-could-make-you-go-the-way-they-aint-not-gay-not-straight/423979/13 "2007-10-25T18:20:01Z")
[QUOTE=drm] Coulter has to be up there. The one that initially came to my mind was Sandra Bernhard. [/QUOTE] Yep, I’m adding her. And the Evil Spawn of Joan Rivers ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-that-could-make-you-go-the-way-they-aint-not-gay-not-straight/423979/14 "2007-10-25T18:22:39Z")
[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy] Yep, I’m adding her. And the Evil Spawn of Joan Rivers [/QUOTE] What about Joan herself? ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-that-could-make-you-go-the-way-they-aint-not-gay-not-straight/423979/15 "2007-10-25T18:24:51Z")
[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies] Nice way to squeeze in your penis size. But you didn’t answer the question so we can’t count you, even though you checked out your manhood. [/QUOTE] You’re right. I was in the wrong thread. I mistakenly thought this was the other thread about which celebrity you’d turn gay for, to which I did contribute. Must have been the blood rushing to my clitoris. To answer this thread, I would go gay before having relations with Greta Van Sustern or Anne Coulter.