# Celebrities unexpectedly still alive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 20, 2007, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698 "2007-03-20T10:48:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/41 "2007-03-20T19:03:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
The list doesn’t include [GOD](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_is_dead)  
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That’s because God really did die back in 1996 at the ripe old age of 100: [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0122675/](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0122675/)

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/42 "2007-03-20T20:08:30Z")

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[QUOTE=RealityChuck]  
[Charles Lane](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0485272/), of course. One of the busiest character actor in history, he recently celebrated his 102nd birthday.  
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I should hook him up with my grandmother, she’s only forty days older than he is! 😃

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**Author:** ![HelloKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecccb3/32.png) [@HelloKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelloKitty)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/43 "2007-03-20T20:17:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Muffin]  
B.B. King is coming to my town this May (tickets at about $100 a pop). He was born in 1925, but seems so much older. My favourite line by him: “I gave you seven children, and now you want to give 'em back – I’ve got the blues.”

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Ol’ B.B. has got alot of mouths to feed!!!

From Wiki: It is reported that King had sex before age 10, and went on to father seventeen children, to several different mothers.

:eek:

Besides, someone had to replace James Brown as the hardest workin’ man in show biz…

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**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/44 "2007-03-20T21:10:27Z")

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[Frank Cady](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0128326/), best known as Sam Drucker from _Green Acres_ and _Petticoat Junction,_ is still with us at 91.

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**Author:** ![TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBoneyKingofNowhere)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/45 "2007-03-20T21:13:51Z")

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Keith Richards?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/46 "2007-03-20T21:16:43Z")

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[QUOTE=TheBoneyKingofNowhere]  
Keith Richards?  
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The OP said “unexpectedly” not “miraculously.”

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**Author:** ![TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBoneyKingofNowhere)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/47 "2007-03-20T21:18:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
The OP said “unexpectedly” not “miraculously.”  
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😛

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/48 "2007-03-20T21:30:11Z")

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[QUOTE=TheBoneyKingofNowhere]  
Keith Richards?  
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Nah, Keith is likely immortal. It’ll just be him and Iggy and some cockroaches left when the Sun goes red giant.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/49 "2007-03-20T21:35:06Z")

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[QUOTE=cochrane]  
Wikipedia has an article on [premature celebrity obits](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_premature_obituaries). Ironically, Kurt Cobain was listed as dying about a month before his actual death. And Pope John Paul II was listed as dead a record three times before he passed on.  
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Also ironic is that Wikipedia itself was the source of a recent story falsely claiming that the comedian Sinbad died.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/50 "2007-03-20T21:36:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Struan]  
Nah, Keith is likely immortal. It’ll just be him and Iggy and some cockroaches left when the Sun goes red giant.  
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German cockroaches in particular.  
Yep, as a comedian said not long ago: “Keith Richards cannot be killed by conventional weapons.”  
I believe Richard Widmark is still alive at 90-something.  
And Marta Beckett, best known for having performed dance and mime routines at Death Valley Junction’s Opera House for the past 30 or so years.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/51 "2007-03-20T22:11:03Z")

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So, so sad that if we’d done this last week I’da stormed in here trumpeting BETTY HUTTON!

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**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/52 "2007-03-21T00:14:51Z")

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I am always experience mild surprise when I realize that both Arthur C. Clarke and Ray Bradbury are still alive.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/53 "2007-03-21T00:55:14Z")

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I frequently respond to stories of celebrities deaths with ‘wait, he was still alive?’

I can’t remember any in particular off the top of my head, though. \>\_\>

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**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/54 "2007-03-21T00:56:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Laughing Lagomorph]  
I am always experience mild surprise when I realize that both Arthur C. Clarke and Ray Bradbury are still alive.  
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…and (thankfully) Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/55 "2007-03-21T00:58:59Z")

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Damn and blast. Herman Brix, aka [Bruce Bennett](http://imdb.com/name/nm0071636/), just left us last month at 100. I didn’t hear a thing. ☹

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/56 "2007-03-21T07:17:52Z")

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Deanna Durbin is still alive. Her last movie was in the Forties. She’s eighty-five, I believe.

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**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/57 "2007-03-21T12:48:06Z")

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Until I saw _Miss Congentiality 2_, I’d thought that Eileen Brennan had been long dead. I could’ve sworn that she died years ago from cancer–I was SURE I remembered hearing about it on the news. The memory is a tricky thing, I tell ya!

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/58 "2007-03-21T13:08:27Z")

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The Wizard of Waukesha, Les Paul is 91 years old and still playing. In fact he recently put out a new record. Some samples on his [website.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=413138&page=2&pp=50)

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/59 "2007-03-21T13:20:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Struan]  
Nah, Keith [Richards] is likely immortal. It’ll just be him and Iggy and some cockroaches left when the Sun goes red giant.  
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And then after that, Jerry Lee Lewis will be left floating through space laughing at them all.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2007, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-unexpectedly-still-alive/396698/60 "2007-03-21T14:20:07Z")

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Don’t know if Trixie the Neighbourhood Deer is still alive after last night.

Door, fender, grille, hood, headlights.

The neighbour’s little children are pissed off.

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