# Celebrities who need to be spanked. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 8, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464 "2005-04-08T20:16:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/1 "2005-04-08T20:16:42Z")
To be honest, I don’t know exactly how this crossed my mind - I was watching the Daily Show and Drew Barrymore came on. For whatever reason I thought to myself that Drew Barrymore needs to be spanked, by me. I originally was going to poll Dopers with the post “Drew Barrymore needs to be spanked: Yea or Nay?” Then I realized that not everybody is going to feel the same way about Drew as I do/did. So, what celebrities need to be spanked by you? It can be for ill behaviour or some sexual fetish - I don’t care and I don’t judge. Who makes you want to break out the fur lined paddle? ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/2 "2005-04-08T20:21:24Z")
Mmmm, Fran Drescher. Gwen Stefani. Kate Winslet. Jessica Alba. And did I mention Fran Drescher? ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/3 "2005-04-08T20:35:29Z")
> [@adam yax](#): > > To be honest, I don’t know exactly how this crossed my mind - I was watching the Daily Show and Drew Barrymore came on. For whatever reason I thought to myself that Drew Barrymore needs to be spanked, by me. I concur. I’ve run into her twice, and she’s been really annoying both times. In fact, last time she screeched in my ear. Please, spank her until she shuts the hell up. Oh, wait a minute. You mean as in some kind of sexual fetish manner, don’t you? Hmm…I don’t really find her appealing; kind of underdone, hyperactive, and vacuous. I’m not really into the spanking thing, but I think I could manage it for Kate Winslet…and she’d probably enjoy it. :eek: Stranger ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/4 "2005-04-08T21:02:01Z")
Mario Lopez, 50 Cent, Constantine, and Barry Bonds. ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/5 "2005-04-08T21:07:10Z")
Martha Stewart could use a spanking. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/6 "2005-04-08T23:51:30Z")
I would spank Jessica Alba all day long. And Drew Barrymore, cuz … well, just because. And Zhang Ziyi. Lindsay Lohan. Britney Spears. Michelle Branch. Christina Applegate. And Ashley Simpson, but not in a sexual way. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/7 "2005-04-08T23:58:33Z")
Before I opened this thread, the first person that came to mind was … Drew. Does she flop on her back for every movie co-star she has? Sure seems that way. I kind of like Drew though, she was a rich spoiled brat that went through the whole Hollywood teeny drug thing, now she seems to be having fun just being Drew, and that’s cool. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/8 "2005-04-09T00:00:59Z")
> [@ParentalAdvisory](#): > > Martha Stewart could use a spanking. Yeah, I wouldn’t mind taking a 2X4 and knocking that hair out of her eyes!!! Criminy, woman, _BUY A COMB_!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sarah\_Woodruff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@Sarah\_Woodruff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarah_Woodruff)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/9 "2005-04-09T00:01:17Z")
> [@Phase42](#): > > And Ashley Simpson, but not in a sexual way. The whole Simpson clan, along with seedy Nick Lachey, need to be spanked, hard, IMO. They all get on my last nerve. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/10 "2005-04-09T00:03:09Z")
> [@Sarah Woodruff](#): > > The whole Simpson clan, along with seedy Nick Lachey, need to be spanked, hard, IMO. They all get on my last nerve. I’m not a big fan, but I’ll start with Jessica. ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/11 "2005-04-09T01:18:41Z")
I’d feel silly spanking somebody. Could I pick someone to be spanked _by_? ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/12 "2005-04-09T01:21:28Z")
> [@ccwaterback](#): > > Before I opened this thread, the first person that came to mind was … Drew. Does she flop on her back for every movie co-star she has? Sure seems that way. I kind of like Drew though, she was a rich spoiled brat that went through the whole Hollywood teeny drug thing, now she seems to be having fun just being Drew, and that’s cool. Drew Barrymore is unbelievably cute. And just such a total sleeze. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/13 "2005-04-09T01:41:18Z")
> [@BrotherCadfael](#): > > Drew Barrymore is unbelievably cute. And just such a total sleeze. True. She’ll need a long, slow spanking. By hand. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/14 "2005-04-09T02:55:55Z")
Just one word: Abso-fuckin-lutely ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/15 "2005-04-09T03:56:08Z")
Amanda Bynes. ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/16 "2005-04-09T04:06:27Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > Amanda Bynes. A quick look at IMDB confirms that a spanking would be in order. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/17 "2005-04-09T04:57:16Z")
Prince Harry. And I’m just the man to do it. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/18 "2005-04-09T11:01:22Z")
Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/19 "2005-04-09T12:36:43Z")
Drew Barrymore? What about _Courtney Love_? Of course, they would mean actually having to touch her…EEEEWWWW. ---
**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/20 "2005-04-09T15:15:50Z")
> [@Sarah Woodruff](#): > > The whole Simpson clan, along with seedy Nick Lachey, need to be spanked, hard, IMO. They all get on my last nerve. Send Nick and his brother Drew my way… 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464.md?page=2)