# Celebrities who need to be spanked. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 8, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464 "2005-04-08T20:16:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/21 "2005-04-09T16:13:39Z")
> [@matt\_mcl](#): > > Prince Harry. > > And I’m just the man to do it. Can we share him? He has been a naughty naughty boy! ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/22 "2005-04-09T16:23:48Z")
Jennifer Love Hewitt, in the conservatory, with a baseball glove. ---
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/23 "2005-04-09T16:35:36Z")
Paris Hilton; but she’d probably enjoy it too much. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/24 "2005-04-09T17:38:42Z")
> [@Cheez\_Whia](#): > > Paris Hilton; but she’d probably enjoy it too much. Based on what I saw on the video, you wouldn’t be able to tell if she was enjoying it. Apparently, it would be much like spanking a corpse. But warmer. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/25 "2005-04-09T22:04:05Z")
This is a guy thing. I don’t want to spank any guys. But I don’t really want to be spanked by any celebrities, either. What’s an appropriate substitute for girls? ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/26 "2005-04-09T22:25:20Z")
Chocolate? :d&r: ---
**Author:** ![Hamish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a5b964/32.png) [@Hamish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamish)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/27 "2005-04-09T22:29:25Z")
Rufus Wainwright ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/28 "2005-04-09T22:48:56Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > This is a guy thing. I don’t want to spank any guys. But I don’t really want to be spanked by any celebrities, either. What’s an appropriate substitute for girls? Well, Heath Ledger and Hugh Jackman both told me they wanted to spank you, **Anaamika** , but it’s a time-sensitive offer. They may move on to other things. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/29 "2005-04-09T23:22:45Z")
Sean Penn. Oh, you said spanked, not lashed… In that case, Ricky Martin, Matt Damon (big spankable booty there) and Jude Law are all vewwy vewwy vewwy vewwy vewwy vewwy bad. ---
**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2005, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/30 "2005-04-09T23:49:38Z")
Michael Jackson. With a horse whip. ---
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2005, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/31 "2005-04-10T00:01:43Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Matt Damon (big spankable booty there) and Jude Law. Matt Damon totally needs to be spanked by Jude Law! It should be the alternate ending to The Talented Mr. Ripley. Justin Theroux surely needs to be spanked. By me. I probably only thought of him because he’s been in movies with Drew Barrymore, but honestly it’s outrageous that he hasn’t been spanked by me. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2005, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/32 "2005-04-10T08:11:09Z")
Eminem- half for his textbook narcicism (yes, WE KNOW YOU HAD A BAD RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR MOTHER, GET OVER IT!) and half because boy is hot. ---
**Author:** ![Lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@Lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lola)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2005, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/33 "2005-04-10T08:31:53Z")
Paris Hilton. Although I’d really favour punching her over spanking her. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2005, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/34 "2005-04-10T13:51:43Z")
> [@Hamish](#): > > Rufus Wainwright Okay, the mental image of a nekkid **Hamish** spanking a nekkid Rufus will be a standard in my fantasy life now. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2005, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/35 "2005-04-10T14:37:48Z")
I’d spank Madonna if she promised to never, ever appear in a movie again. ---
**Author:** ![Hamish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a5b964/32.png) [@Hamish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamish)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2005, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/36 "2005-04-10T16:44:58Z")
> [@Homebrew](#): > > Okay, the mental image of a nekkid **Hamish** spanking a nekkid Rufus will be a standard in my fantasy life now. So how you doin’? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bclouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@bclouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bclouse)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2005, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/37 "2005-04-10T22:06:42Z")
**Brittany Murphy**. Needs to be spanked. Very, very hard. As does **Jessica Alba**. Bad girls. Very bad girls. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/38 "2005-04-10T23:11:41Z")
> [@Krokodil](#): > > Well, Heath Ledger and Hugh Jackman both told me they wanted to spank you, **Anaamika** , but it’s a time-sensitive offer. They may move on to other things. :: runs off to imdb :: Hmm, Hugh Jackman not so much, but this Heath Ledger person I like. How did he escape my notice for so long??? He’s _cute_. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2005, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/39 "2005-04-10T23:22:12Z")
Ewan McGregor…with his lightsaber handle. Mmmm ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/40 "2005-04-11T00:05:37Z")
Mena Suvari looks very spankable. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464.md?page=3)