# Celebrities who need to be spanked. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 8, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464 "2005-04-08T20:16:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/41 "2005-04-11T02:46:31Z")
Colin Mochrie. Wait, did I say Colin Mochrie? I meant Thora Birch. ---
**Author:** ![Eolbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@Eolbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eolbo)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/42 "2005-04-11T11:08:42Z")
I have wanted to spank Winona Ryder ever since her shoplifting incident! so perky yet so naughty… _twitch_ ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/43 "2005-04-11T11:32:49Z")
Is this a slash thread? I think Richard Dean Anderson needs to spank Michael Shanks. Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/44 "2005-04-11T16:12:54Z")
> [@Eolbo](#): > > I have wanted to spank Winona Ryder ever since her shoplifting incident! > > so perky yet so naughty… > > _twitch_ Thank you, thank you, thank you for mentioning her. I wanted to add her to my list, but I had one of those brain farts where I could not remember her name to save my life. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/45 "2005-04-11T17:41:56Z")
> [@look!ninjas](#): > > I’d feel silly spanking somebody. Could I pick someone to be spanked _by_? {raises hand, 😉 holding a hairbrush} Sasha Coen needs a spanking. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/46 "2005-04-11T19:37:54Z")
Susan Sarandon. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/47 "2005-04-11T19:47:06Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > :: runs off to imdb :: > > Hmm, Hugh Jackman not so much, but this Heath Ledger person I like. How did he escape my notice for so long??? He’s _cute_. Well, they both played 18th Century noblemen recently. I think they need to be in period dress to give you the thrashing you probably deserve. Riding crops and all that. ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/48 "2005-04-11T21:29:03Z")
Neve Campbell most definately needs a spanking by me. Laura Prepon (Donna) and whatever Jackie’s name is need to spank each other… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/49 "2005-04-12T11:57:21Z")
> [@Tentacle Monster](#): > > Colin Mochrie. You can spank Colin if I can spank Wayne Brady. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/50 "2005-04-12T13:53:45Z")
> [@Hamish](#): > > So how you doin’? > > 😃 Great. Was it good for you, too? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/51 "2005-04-12T13:58:38Z")
Jennifer Lopez works on so many levels here: for _Gigli_, for her multiple media romances, for her large “target area”… ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/52 "2005-04-12T21:14:57Z")
I think I really need to give Devon Aoki a good spanking. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/53 "2005-04-12T21:24:27Z")
> [@Yookeroo](#): > > I think I really need to give Devon Aoki a good spanking. I had no idea who Devon Aoki was. But, you are correct, she does need a spanking. And then … ---
**Author:** ![jimbold1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecccb3/32.png) [@jimbold1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimbold1)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/54 "2011-01-15T17:52:42Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Yeah, I wouldn’t mind taking a 2X4 and knocking that hair out of her eyes!!! Criminy, woman, _BUY A COMB_!!! A 2X4? No..but I would seriously love to administer some serious hairbrush correction to her. ---
**Author:** ![Gestalt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/90ced4/32.png) [@Gestalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gestalt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/55 "2011-01-15T17:55:57Z")
I had no idea this was a zombie thread until I got to the very end and was squicked out by all these people wanting to be spanked by dead celebrities. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/56 "2011-01-15T17:59:33Z")
A zombie that craves G-L-U-U-U-T-E-S. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/57 "2011-01-15T18:46:31Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > A zombie that craves G-L-U-U-U-T-E-S. Zombie porn I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/58 "2011-01-15T18:55:38Z")
But thanks to the recent release of _The Killer Inside Me_ the spanking of Jessica Alba is no longer a theoretical matter. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/59 "2011-01-15T19:59:51Z")
Jared Padalecki (there’s a PG-13 rated site dedicated to his backside and called jaredpadelickisass dot com- no nudity unfortunately) and Jensen Ackles from SUPERNATURAL could both stand a good all night spanking. The producers of that show should be flogged (not spanked) for not pushing the nudity taboo or releasing an all nude theatrical release film. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464/60 "2011-01-16T15:24:26Z")
Charlie Sheen and David Arquette deserve to be spanked – long and hard, both of them – but I’m afraid they would only enjoy it and assume that the spanker was just another hooker. Gaah… there’s just no respect for good old-fashioned discipline these days! (And get off my lawn!) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-need-to-be-spanked/298464.md?page=4)