# Celebrities who never speak (spoke) in public **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 24, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274 "2003-02-24T23:27:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/1 "2003-02-24T23:27:08Z")
I can only think of 2 instances where this shtick was used: Harpo Marx and Teller Yet it seems like it would be tried more, because it is so obvious and the above mentioned artists pull it off well. Are there any other celebrities who have tried this? ---
**Author:** ![3waygeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e95f7d/32.png) [@3waygeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3waygeek)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/2 "2003-02-24T23:50:41Z")
Note that in the Simpsons episode in which Penn & Teller appeared, the Teller character did speak. I’m not sure if the voice was Teller’s, however. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/3 "2003-02-25T00:04:52Z")
In a made for TV movie(P and T save the world from aliens) Teller shouts through a megaphone. On a local show, Good Day Philadelphia, Teller gave a full interview promoting his father’s book When I’m Dead, All This Will Be Yours. ---
**Author:** ![Alias](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@Alias](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alias)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/4 "2003-02-25T00:54:42Z")
I’ve also heard Teller speak. He spoke volumes on a documentary on TLC about magic. As for other silent celebrities, I think most others didn’t bother to try silence in public. It’s too hard! ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/5 "2003-02-25T00:55:49Z")
_Sully_ from _Sesame Street_. Where’s he been, BTW? ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/6 "2003-02-25T01:12:31Z")
Terminator X. ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/7 "2003-02-25T01:44:10Z")
Teller obviously speaks in radio interviews, like when he has appeared on _Fresh Air_. In the the TLC documentary **Alias** mentioned, Teller was lit in such a way that most of his face was darkened with his mouth visible. It was clearly him but it added a nice touch. Teller seems to not speak (or at least not be seen speaking) only when “in character.” Harpo Marx spoke two lines of dialogue in the film _Too Many Kisses_, but it was a silent film from 1925. Dewayne “Son” Smith, one half of the country comedy/singing duo The Geezinslaw Brothers doesn’t speak when performing or interviews, but does sing. The Geezinslaws had a novelty hit in the early 90s called “Help! I’m White And I can’t Get Down!” spoofing rap music. ---
**Author:** ![dinahmoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dinahmoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dinahmoe)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/8 "2003-02-25T03:24:20Z")
Penn and Teller have a gag in their live show, where they make it very obvious that Teller is speaking through the PA from backstage. Also, he spoke to me after the show. Very friendly guys, both of them. JThunder, good point on Telly. Dude doesn’t even have an IMDB page! Come to think of it, didn’t Oscar have a pet worm (Stinky?) that was silent? ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/9 "2003-02-25T03:32:38Z")
[http://us.imdb.com/Name?Teller](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Teller) Yes, Teller does have an IMDB page. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/10 "2003-02-25T04:05:17Z")
Unless you’re a member of a group and have another person to speak for you, not speaking in public makes it pretty hard to be a celebrity. Harpo at least had a personality to fall back on, and he managed to make guest appearances (even occasionally on radio) using his various noise-makers. He appeared in speaking parts in plays after he became famous as well. Teller’s silentness just annoys me. I guess I’m not surprised that more people don’t do it. ---
**Author:** ![dinahmoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dinahmoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dinahmoe)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/11 "2003-02-25T05:16:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mockingbird \* > \*\*[http://us.imdb.com/Name?Teller](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Teller) > > Yes, Teller does have an IMDB page. \*\* Whoops. I meant to say that **Sully** doesn’t have an IMDB page. Stupid hamfingers. ---
**Author:** ![SnugTheJoiner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@SnugTheJoiner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnugTheJoiner)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/12 "2003-02-25T08:22:04Z")
Harpo Marx did speak in public occasionally (Once, notably, at a curtain call for his one-man show in the '50s). Harpo can be heard, but NOT seen, singing in the opening moments of MONKEY BUSINESS. He, Groucho, Chico, and Zeppo are stowaways in the hold of a ship. Each of them is hiding in a barrel, and they pass the time by singing “Sweet Adeline” in four-part harmony (Of course, once out of the barrel, Harpo never speaks a word). Highly recommended: Harpo Marx’s autobiography HARPO SPEAKS! A truly wonderful memoir. (Doper Exapno Mapcase knows what I’m talking about) ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/13 "2003-02-25T09:03:57Z")
in Mel Brooks’s SILENT MOVIE “No!” ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/14 "2003-02-25T14:00:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SnugTheJoiner \* > \*\*Highly recommended: Harpo Marx’s autobiography HARPO SPEAKS! A truly wonderful memoir. (Doper Exapno Mapcase knows what I’m talking about) \*\* Ah, another of the Marx Brotherhood. And having been through the secret initiation ceremony - I’ve heard Harpo’s voice. Let George Bush have Skull & Bones. I’m on the inside of the really good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![HelloKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecccb3/32.png) [@HelloKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelloKitty)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/15 "2003-02-25T14:07:20Z")
How about the **Pink Panther**. He was more than just a cartoon…he was also a movie star!! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/16 "2003-02-25T14:35:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SnugTheJoiner \* > \*\*Harpo Marx did speak in public occasionally (Once, notably, at a curtain call for his one-man show in the '50s). > \*\* While Harpo didn’t speak in movies, it’s my understanding that, in the Marx Brothers’ vaudeville days, his character was a stereotypical Irishman (hence the name “Harp”-o, get it?) who spoke with a heavy, exaggerated Irish accent (just as Chico was a stereotypical Italian with an exaggerated Italian accent). ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/17 "2003-02-25T15:02:02Z")
But how about Jack Lord? Major star for 12 seasons on **Hawaii Five-O**. Sure, he talked all the time, but he didn’t do interviews, and away from the set he and his wife actually lived pretty reclusively. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/18 "2003-02-25T15:15:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astorian \* > \*\*While Harpo didn’t speak in movies, it’s my understanding that, in the Marx Brothers’ vaudeville days, his character was a stereotypical Irishman (hence the name “Harp”-o, get it?) who spoke with a heavy, exaggerated Irish accent (just as Chico was a stereotypical Italian with an exaggerated Italian accent). \*\* Sorry, not got. The acquisition of the nicknames is a mystery no Marxist scholar has yet solved, though stories abound. The first print mention of their using them as stage names doesn’t come until 1919 and they were billed under their real names on Broadway as late as 1924. Groucho’s story, about a monologist named Art Fisher dealing out the names in a poker game in Galesburg, Illinois, in 1914 after the characters in the comic strip Sherlocko the Monk has a number of problems with it, not the least of which is that nobody can track down a monologist named Art Fisher. Harpo tells the same story, undated, but places it in Rockford, Illinois, and talks about a later version of the strip, Knocko the Monk. But whenever and wherever and whoever, I’ve never seen a suggestion that the name came from Harpo’s Patsy Brannigan Irish dope character. Harpo’s fame was in playing the harp. Harpo himself says that the name came from his harp-playing. So does everyone else. If you have a cite that says otherwise, I’m really curious to see it. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/19 "2003-02-25T22:57:01Z")
The only existing recordings of Harpo speaking can be found here: [http://www.marx-brothers.org/living/harposp.htm](http://www.marx-brothers.org/living/harposp.htm) One very brief excerpt is from a newsreel recording the premiere of the movie “The Great Ziegfeld”. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274/20 "2003-02-26T01:58:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rowrrbazzle \* > \*\*The only existing recordings of Harpo speaking can be found here: [http://www.marx-brothers.org/living/harposp.htm](http://www.marx-brothers.org/living/harposp.htm) > > One very brief excerpt is from a newsreel recording the premiere of the movie “The Great Ziegfeld”. \*\* You told. Now we’re going to have to kill everyone on this thread. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-never-speak-spoke-in-public/157274.md?page=2)