# Celebrities who you always wished you could see naked, who eventually go naked.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 9, 2004, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092 "2004-08-09T21:08:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/41 "2004-08-11T21:30:05Z")
> [@Eutychus](#): > > I’ve seen Jodie Foster naked and believe me, she’s bad news bare. That’d work better for Tatum O’Neal. For Jodie Foster, you want to say something like, “and believe me, that was one freaky friday,” or “and believe me, it was more camel-toe than candleshoe,” or “and believe me, there was silence of my loins,” or “and believe me, she was the accused of being not all that hot,” or “and believe me, I did not want to make contact.” And just in order to keep gaying up the thread: although it was an _earlier_ movie, I only saw _Virtuosity_ recently, which has a good bit of Russell Crowe’s ass. If you’re into that sort of thing. Which I am. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/42 "2004-08-11T21:41:11Z")
First off, my apologies for the link…I either didn’t notive the ad (a possiblity, at this point I’m become more or less oblivious to internet porn ads) or it was a less offensive banner ad when I posted it. Secondly, Reese Witherspoon was briefly topless in the movie [Twilight](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119594/). Lucy Liu was even more briefly nude as a stripper in [City of Industry](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118859/). (the links are to IMDB.) ---
**Author:** ![kelly5078](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6f9a4e/32.png) [@kelly5078](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kelly5078)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/43 "2004-08-11T21:43:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Rosanna Arquette…in the movie SOB…took off her shirt. Forget SOB. Get **The Wrong Man** (the one with John Lithgow, not the Hitchcock thing). Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/44 "2004-08-11T21:49:47Z")
[QUOTE=SolGrundy] For Jodie Foster, you want to say something like, “and believe me, that was one freaky friday,” or “and believe me, it was more camel-toe than candleshoe,” or “and believe me, there was silence of my loins,” or “and believe me, she was the accused of being not all that hot,” or "and believe me, I did not want to make contact."QUOTE] Very good! ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/45 "2004-08-11T22:23:36Z")
Molly Ringwald in _Malicious_ (topless). Rene Russo in _The Thomas Crown Affair_ (topless). Jennifer Ehle in _The Camomile Lawn_ (nude). Saffron Burrows in _Enigma_ (briefly topless). Tia Carrere, Eva Herzigova, Belinda Carlisle, Elle Macpherson and numerous others have done nude layouts for _Playboy_. ---
**Author:** ![Hail\_Ants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@Hail\_Ants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hail_Ants)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/46 "2004-08-12T03:36:48Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally Posted by **blowero** > Any chance you folks might tell us where these events took place, for those of us who don’t regularly follow such things? Doesn’t have to be a link - just some kind of hint, at least. Do a search on the term **CNDB** and all will (literally) be revealed… ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/47 "2004-08-12T04:19:48Z")
Christina Ricci. And no, I wasn’t lusting after her in _The Addams Family_. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/48 "2004-08-12T13:07:09Z")
> [@Tentacle Monster](#): > > Christina Ricci. And no, I wasn’t lusting after her in _The Addams Family_. Mermaids? ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/49 "2004-08-12T13:15:44Z")
Sarah Jones from Survivor. [http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2003/01Sarah\_Jones/default.htm](http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2003/01Sarah_Jones/default.htm) Her layout in Playboy was incredible. Her body is hotter than 99% of the bunnies. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/50 "2004-08-12T13:39:59Z")
> [@Hail Ants](#): > > Do a search on the term **CNDB** and all will (literally) be revealed… Wow. The Prudery Sensor at work hasn’t refused to do a Google search before. Must be some pretty spicy stuff… ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/51 "2004-08-12T19:53:30Z")
Folks, I ask a favor. I am not going to be able to check all the links that may get posted here, both for lack of time and for lack of desire. (When I wanna see a naked woman, I got my wife, I don’t need online fantasies.) So… if anyone happens to post a link that others consider not workplace-safe, please hit REPORT THE POST, OK? I’d rather trust y’all and just check the ones reported as problematic, rather than play parent and look at everything. Deal? ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/52 "2004-08-17T00:13:18Z")
Being a hugely lustful fan of Claudia Christian during the run of Babylon 5, I was quite thrilled to learn from a friend that she had a nude scene in Hexed and was very scantily clad in The Hidden. 🙂 So I rushed out to blockbuster to rent the titles, only to discover that she’s quite obviously used body doubles in both films. ☹ However, there are some very good black and whites of her and a claighmore floating around the internet. And no, I don’t have a link. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/53 "2004-08-17T04:59:08Z")
You kids won’t remember this, but there was a time when you could go days without seeing Madonna naked. It was a big deal when some old nude photos of her got sold and she appeared on the cover of both Playboy and Penthouse on the same day. ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/54 "2004-08-17T12:34:57Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Jodie Foster. Disappointing. > [@BrotherCadfael](#): > > Agreed > [@Eutychus](#): > > I’ve seen Jodie Foster naked and believe me, she’s bad news bare. Can I just say that I _loved_ seeing Jodie Foster’s cute little boobs in _Nell_! She was _so_ cute! What’s the problem? Is it just that her breasts are small, or do you have other complaints? I’m perfectly happy to hear of any guys who can not appreciate small breasts- that’s fewer guys I have to compete with. Couldn’t enjoy the nudity in _The Accused_ because it was during a violent scene, never saw _Catchfire_, but I absolutely LOVED seeing her CUT CUTE CUTE little boobs in _Nell_. ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/55 "2004-08-17T12:37:05Z")
> [@bienville](#): > > her CUT CUTE CUTE little boobs in _Nell_. Just need to point out that her CUTE CUTE little boobs were not “CUT”- that’s just a typo. What I meant was that they were CUTE CUTE CUTE. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/56 "2004-08-17T13:42:53Z")
> [@bughunter](#): > > Being a hugely lustful fan of Claudia Christian during the run of Babylon 5, I was quite thrilled to learn from a friend that she had a nude scene in Hexed and was very scantily clad in The Hidden…However, there are some very good black and whites of her and a claighmore floating around the internet. And no, I don’t have a link. errm, and she did a Playboy spread dressed in sort of Barbarella-lite spacegirl gear. ---
**Author:** ![Archergal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Archergal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archergal)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/57 "2004-08-17T15:16:39Z")
During the height of my obsession with Dr. Who, I drove 90 miles to see the version of The Canterbury Tales (directed by Pasolini) with Tom Baker nekkid. It was a short scene, but it was worth the drive. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/58 "2004-08-17T16:53:31Z")
A few years bck, Brad pitt was caught sunbathing in the buff (by the pool in his Malibu estate). These pictures were being sold to the tabloids…and his lawyers filed lawsuits to block their publication. Did Pitt win? Can celebrities sue tabloids for using their images without permission? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/59 "2004-08-17T22:23:42Z")
> [@Hail Ants](#): > > Do a search on the term **CNDB** and all will (literally) be revealed… A totally work-safe site that also gives the rundown on movie nudity without the softcore pop-ups is [Screen-It](http://screenit.com/), a site that folks who don’t like violence and sexuality in movies use to avoid films that contain them and that those who do like use to make sure they don’t waste their money on films that don’t have nekkid-folk in them. And I for one find it quite offensive that CKDH feels those of us who want to see a naked woman should look at his wife, and think of how _she_ must feel about the offer… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092/60 "2004-08-17T22:36:02Z")
I still have yet to get my hands on Ewan McGregor’s more graphic movies. (Although I have seen stills, it’s just not the same-my local video rental sucks). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-who-you-always-wished-you-could-see-naked-who-eventually-go-naked/259092.md?page=4)