Celebrities whose voices grate on your nerves

Gee, I wonder if that is what caused the miscarriage of Fran Drescher’s only pregnancy. And maybe her ovarian cancer too.

Don’t get snippy about it, please. Had I known about these things I would have said something different, but in the UK we’re not so obsessed with celebrity trivia (not that it was trivial to her, you understand). Most people here probably don’t even know who she is.

Sandra Bernhard. It’s just way too Bostonian valley girlesque.

Sandra Bernhard does have a surprisingly good singing voice. Her CD “Excuses for Bad Behavior” is worth getting for the combination of Hendrix’s “Maniac” with Jesus Christ superstar’s “I Don’t Know How to Love Him.”

I add my vote to Jennifer Tilly, Gilbert Gottfried, and Rosie Perez. Yeeech.

I would also like to nominate the woman (no idea what her name is) that Fox News drags out for political panel discussions now and then. I believe she was a strategist for the Clinton presidential campaigns, and has a voice that sends me sprawling for the almighty mute button every time. A strong nasal accent with a raspy throat. Fran Dresher meets Bonnie Tyler. Oh, the pain! The pain!