# Celebrities You Hate Without Any Real Justification **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 26, 2005, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337 "2005-03-26T08:51:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dancer\_Flight](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dancer_flight/32/7601_2.png) [@Dancer\_Flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dancer_Flight)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/21 "2005-03-27T03:33:40Z")
It used to be Paul Reiser. Pro’ly because his character was scum in _Aliens_. It took me a long time to get over it. Paris Hilton is a waste of oxygen, and how Demi Moore has survived in Hollywood, nevermind commanding 10s of millions of dollars per film is beyond me. There are others, but for the most part I have good reason for my dislike. Hell, I have good reason for my dislike of Paris and Demi. -DF ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/22 "2005-03-27T03:34:21Z")
Oh goody. I give impassioned, lenghty diatribes about this very subject on a regular basis. I also drink alot, but no matter. In no particular order (except #1, whom I loathe on a basis usually reserved for luxury car driving asshats who park in handicapped spaces) 1. Cris Collinsworth. 2. Tom Cruise 3. Gene Rayburn 4. Tom Hanks ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/23 "2005-03-27T04:45:00Z")
Michael Douglas Julia Roberts Val Kilmer George Clooney ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/24 "2005-03-27T04:50:42Z")
Gwyneth Paltrow. For being named “Gwyneth”. And being the most overrated blonde in all of history… And then going well over the top by subsequently naming her child “Apple”. You bitch. Apple? Fuck you. Straight to Hell. ---
**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/25 "2005-03-27T06:29:48Z")
Jim Carrey, except in Eternal Sunshine, because it’s, like, against my religion or something to say anything bad about that movie. ---
**Author:** ![Shana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Shana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shana)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/26 "2005-03-27T07:10:26Z")
**William Hurt** (I think the only movie he was in where he didn’t annoy the caca out of me was _Kiss of the Spider Woman_ ) **Jennifer Tilly** **Julia Roberts** **Craig Kilborn** ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/27 "2005-03-27T08:11:19Z")
[Liev Schreiber](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000630/) [Giovanni Ribisi](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000610/) [Devon Aoki](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1226817/) ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/28 "2005-03-27T08:27:36Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > Oh goody. I give impassioned, lenghty diatribes about this very subject on a regular basis. I also drink alot, but no matter. In no particular order (except #1, whom I loathe on a basis usually reserved for luxury car driving asshats who park in handicapped spaces) > > 1. Cris Collinsworth. I hate Cris Collinsworth so much that just reading his name is enough to send my blood pressure soaring. God I hate that prick. I hate his smug face. I hate the stupid things he says on the HBO show. I hate his stupid commentary that rivals Madden’s in its inaneness. He ruins the football season for me every year just by existing. ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/29 "2005-03-27T08:49:59Z")
Kathy Najimy Kirstie Alley Janeane Garofalo Rosie O’Donnell Paris Hilton Joan Lunden Katie Couric Jack Nicholson Tom Cruise Chris Farley Sophia Coppola Those two guys from “The Man Show” The Dell Interns And I cannot freakin STAND John Lovitz! ---
**Author:** ![Carm6773](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2bfe46/32.png) [@Carm6773](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carm6773)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/30 "2005-03-27T10:02:02Z")
> [@Beware of Doug](#): > > We all know women are biologically programmed to feel attraction to smug asshats. 😉 Especially tall, handsome ones who demonstrate physical prowess and don’t talk too much. Then my biological programming is messed up, 'cause this woman doesn’t like him either. I can’t stand **Kenny Chesney**. I know, I’m _supposed_ to swoon over him, but I just can’t for some reason. Same thing for **Keith Urban**. ---
**Author:** ![brickbacon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@brickbacon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brickbacon)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/31 "2005-03-27T10:11:04Z")
[Lizzie Grubman](http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/08/20/grubman-inside.jpg) [Sandra Oh](http://citzine.ca/img/stuff/people/sandra_oh-2.jpg) [Renee Zellweger](http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/250482.jpg) they all have strange faces that irk me for some reason ---
**Author:** ![nevermore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a587f6/32.png) [@nevermore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nevermore)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/32 "2005-03-27T10:22:20Z")
John Lovitz: I have never, ever heard him say anything funny, but he always looks like he’s waiting for the “ba-dum-bum!” after every stupid slimy weaselly thing he fuckin’ says. Winona Ryder: she just looks like a skeez. or someone in the midst of a perpetual bad trip. I feel like her eyeballs are going to pop out and eat me like rabid pirahnas. John Cusack: I think it’s his nose. I really don’t know. I’ve just been mildly repulsed by him ever since I saw him in Better Off Dead with Q-tips protruding from every cranial orifice. Nelly: he’s a bitch. _I’m_ more gangsta than him (says the 23-year-old college white girl). ---
**Author:** ![sweepkick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@sweepkick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweepkick)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/33 "2005-03-27T10:27:22Z")
I have one that I thought of immediately upon seeing this thread title: John Mellencamp I do not know what it is… but the mere sight of him or hearing his music _curdles my blood_. ---
**Author:** ![manx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@manx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manx)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/34 "2005-03-27T14:01:01Z")
Liv Tyler. I hate her. I have no reason to - I _like_ the characters she plays in almost everything I’ve seen that she’s in [honorable exception: Arwen.] But there’s just someting about her, her voice. Oh god, that shy little-girl _voice_. I want to slap her or shake her or something. /rant. exhale. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/35 "2005-03-27T14:18:36Z")
> [@manx](#): > > I want to slap her or shake her or something. Or something? Hmmm… Let me see if I can think of anything. _Yummmm… Liv Tyler_ 😃 Mine: Tom Green. ---
**Author:** ![IrreverentTone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@IrreverentTone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IrreverentTone)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/36 "2005-03-27T14:26:00Z")
Leonardo DiCaprio - ick. He’s a grub. Hairless, pasty and looks like he was dug up from an ailing lawn. ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/37 "2005-03-27T16:06:20Z")
I know perfectly well that Darrell Hammond isn’t really Sean Connery, he just impersonates him on SNL, but everytime I see the real Sean Connery, I start thinking of lines from the skit called [Celebrity Jeopardy](http://search.freefind.com/find.html?oq=connery&id=107282&pageid=r&lang=en&query=Celebrity+Jeopardy&Find=Search&mode=ALL&search=all) and about how cruel he is. 😃 Sean Connery: Well, the game is afoot. I’ll take anal bum cover for 7,000. Alex Trebek: That’s An album cover, not anal bum cover. Sean Connery: I can read, Trebek. That says Anal bum cover. I’ve spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my greatest regret. Alex Trebek: You have lead a horrifying life. The category is An album cover and the answer is: The Beatles White album is this color. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/38 "2005-03-27T16:26:13Z")
Owen Wilson. Blecch. Blecch blecch blecch. I hate him. Dunno why; I just had a strong urge to punch him in the face at first sight. I cheered when he got killed by a fireplace in that really bad horror movie. ---
**Author:** ![a\_pirahna\_brother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@a\_pirahna\_brother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a_pirahna_brother)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/39 "2005-03-27T17:24:09Z")
> [@PunditLisa](#): > > \ > I have to fight my loathing of **Cristina Ricci** because I realize I’m being irrational. You just shouldn’t hate a person because they have a reaaaally high forehead. I take it you don’t like Mena Suvari either? 😃 Anyhew, my list: Any reality tv celebrity Regis Philbin and his co-hosts Any celebrity who thinks what they say on any issue is important strictly because they are a celebrity. Barbara Streisand Liza Minelli Any flavor of the month teen celebrity who is treated like every word they say is gospel. Quentin Tarantino ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/40 "2005-03-27T20:47:18Z")
Renee Zellwegger Ashton Kutcher Barry Manilow Regis Philbin and any of his co-hosts Joan Rivers & Melissa Paris Hilton Jay Leno The Olsen Twins [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337.md?page=3)