# Celebrities You Hate Without Any Real Justification **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 26, 2005, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337 "2005-03-26T08:51:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/41 "2005-03-27T21:48:01Z")
Celine Dion. I want her to die. I have no real reason. Just that whenever I see her face, I want to scream and punch her, at the same time. And her voice… ---
**Author:** ![gfloyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d2c977/32.png) [@gfloyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gfloyd)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/42 "2005-03-27T22:48:58Z")
SO glad someone else agrees with me about Jack Nicholson. I’ve never liked his acting and I find the fact that he won’t give interviews or sign autographs to be annoying. Not that celebrities live in the lime light, but they do owe something to their fans. I also can’t stand to Olsen twins. They are annoying and only grow more so. Full House, okay, Two of a Kind, I could deal with. Anything else, no way in bloody hell. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/43 "2005-03-28T00:19:59Z")
Robbie Benson and Keanu Reeves. They’re perfectly fine actors, I just lose interest in any project with their names on it. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/44 "2005-03-28T00:27:23Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Bill Maher (already mentioned but I’ll take some of that), especially when he interrupts somebody to give his uninformed opinion on a topic. Actually, I’d say that’s pretty good justification for disliking someone. (Note that I said “dislike.” I’d rather not talk about hating him, as that would be unnecessary.) ---
**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/45 "2005-03-28T00:38:50Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > Celine Dion. > > I want her to die. I have no real reason. Just that whenever I see her face, I want to scream and punch her, at the same time. And her voice… I hate her too. I was at Caesar’s Palace a couple of years ago and almost had seizures seeing an entire store dedicated to her. I agree with Julia Roberts, and I also can’t stand Meg Ryan. ---
**Author:** ![sweepkick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@sweepkick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweepkick)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/46 "2005-03-28T01:31:15Z")
> [@Agrippina](#): > > I agree with Julia Roberts, and I also can’t stand Meg Ryan. Yeah, I can’t stand not coming home to Meg Ryan every evening. 😉 Anyway… Chuck Norris has always irritated me immensly… and the digs that Conan O’brien does on “Walker, Texas Ranger” always puts me in stitches. ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/47 "2005-03-28T04:17:40Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > Owen Wilson. Blecch. Blecch blecch blecch. I hate him. Dunno why; I just had a strong urge to punch him in the face at first sight. I cheered when he got killed by a fireplace in that really bad horror movie. Yeah – I don’t like him either. His nose looks like a penis and that’s just _wrong_. And I totally second the hideous Meg Ryan. She’s got this look-at-me-aren’t-I-just-the-cutest-thing thing. I just want to smack the bejeezus out of her. And Ben Affleck. _Hate_ Ben Affleck. Never met him, and never really heard anything too terrible about him, and yet I just loathe him. ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/48 "2005-03-28T04:59:53Z")
Pete Sampras and Matthew McConnaughy (very badly misspelled). For no reason whatsoever. In all likelihood they’re both decent, pleasant fellows, but there’s just something there that rubs me the wrong way. Sampras especially. That twit. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/49 "2005-03-28T05:18:04Z")
Another vote for Julia Roberts and Ashton Kucher. I will never understand why Julia Roberts continues to make movies. It’s such crap and she’s overrated. If I get stuck in a room with That 70’s Show on the TV (usually after I have forgotten to turn FOX after The Simpsons) it makes me want to commit suicide. Any method will do; that guy’s whole mannerism is freakin’ annoying. Almost any pop “musician” in heavy rotation. The music industry just gives me the willies. Ok, popular culture gives me the willies. Ok, so I’m a misanthropist. It ALL gives me the willies. ---
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/50 "2005-03-28T05:45:12Z")
I’ve never liked Andie McDowell. I’ve always had the sense that she really is like the repressed character she played in _sex, lies, and videotape._ And I don’t think she’s a very good actress. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/51 "2005-03-28T06:27:45Z")
Robert Mitchum. When I saw him play Pug Henry (a very sympathetic character) in _Winds of War,_ my immediate gut reaction was, “I sure wouldn’t want to know him!” Admittedly, I was reacting to Henry, not Mitchum. But I’ve never seen Mitchum play a man I didn’t hate. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/52 "2005-03-28T06:58:04Z")
> [@PunditLisa](#): > > **Kirsten Dunst**. Don’t know why. You and I will have to meet on the field of honor. Bring your Bowie knife. ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/53 "2005-03-28T08:07:47Z")
Renee Zellweger is just so…so…ARGH. I thought she was pretty cute in _Jerry Maguire_ and the first _Bridget Jones_ – when she kept her mouth shut. And didn’t try to do any heavy-lifting acting. After she dropped down to Lemon-Sucking-Face Twig Girl, and persisted in not only talking but singing, I will have no more of her. BEGONE, ZELLWEGER! OR AT LEAST EAT A SANDWICH! ---
**Author:** ![zagloba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/977dab/32.png) [@zagloba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zagloba)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/54 "2005-03-28T10:03:04Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Robert Mitchum. When I saw him play Pug Henry (a very sympathetic character) in _Winds of War,_ my immediate gut reaction was, “I sure wouldn’t want to know him!” Admittedly, I was reacting to Henry, not Mitchum. But I’ve never seen Mitchum play a man I didn’t hate. Yeah, then there was also Ali McGraw playing a character less than half her age. And don’t forget Sharon Stone has Warren Henry’s wife. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Serpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@Silver\_Serpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Serpentine)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/55 "2005-03-28T14:07:46Z")
Jennifer Garner Kiera Knightly Will Farrell I don’t have a hatred of them or anything, but I do have violent reactions to Beastie Boys music. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/56 "2005-03-28T19:00:14Z")
> [@Carm6773](#): > > I know, I’m _supposed_ to swoon over him, but I just can’t for some reason. Same thing for **Keith Urban**. You don’t swoon over Keith Urban? Wow! I mean, I do, and I’m straight. I most likely shouldn’t have said that out loud. ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/57 "2005-03-28T19:08:50Z")
> [@Abbie Carmichael](#): > > Sophia Coppola OMG, double for me on that one. Is she a robot or what? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/58 "2005-03-28T19:57:56Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Robert Mitchum. When I saw him play Pug Henry (a very sympathetic character) in _Winds of War,_ my immediate gut reaction was, “I sure wouldn’t want to know him!” Admittedly, I was reacting to Henry, not Mitchum. But I’ve never seen Mitchum play a man I didn’t hate. Herman Wouk had some words on that casting as well. (Personally I thought the role _screamed_ Jack Lemmon.) ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/59 "2005-03-28T20:01:34Z")
> [@AuntiePam](#): > > Patricia Heaton – I was okay with her until I heard her spouting nonsense about the Schiavo case last week She’s made my list, too, but for something less rational. It was her Pantene commercial when she said, “NOT!” This was within the last couple of years, not 1991. Now, I can’t even stand to look at her. I’m with those of you who hate **Sheryl Crow**. I don’t have any reason for hating her at all. But I do. Very much. How’s that for irrational? The rest of my list: **Michael Bolton** (did you read the “stupid questions” in Entertainment Weekly? Og, it made me hate him even more) **Ryan Seacrest/Carson Daly** (because there’s no difference - they’re both famous for humping celebrity legs) **Celene Dion** (for seeming to think she’s the greatest singer of all time…and she’s ugly) **Paige Davis** (Too perky and annoying. I’m convinced she’s a fembot.) **Rachel Ray** (she’s number 1 on this list - I hate her deep laugh so f\*\*ing much and, while not _quite_ as perky as Paige Davis, I hate that she laughs that horrific laugh 90 times per 1/2 episode. I hate that she makes food I would actually eat, thus making me watch her silly, annoying ass! She can take her “EVOO, extra virgin olive oil”, shove it directly up her and and squeeze!) ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/60 "2005-03-28T20:06:22Z")
Let’s try this again, shall we? > [@Nutty Bunny](#): > > She can take her “EVOO, extra virgin olive oil”, shove it directly up her **ass** and squeeze!) Although the other obvious orifice would be funnier, I would rather she give herself an enema. It’s more unpleasant. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337.md?page=4)