# Celebrities You Hate Without Any Real Justification **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 26, 2005, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337 "2005-03-26T08:51:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/81 "2005-06-06T22:10:06Z")
Jennifer “Ugly” Garner and her nasty bf Ben Affleck. Ben sure took a nosedive when he switched Jennifers. But I always knew JLo could and would do much much better. Didn’t used to dislike her, but Britney Spears and her new hubby are annoying. Nicole Richie just kinda sucks. Add to that her anorexic pal Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay needs a new group of friends. Carrot Top Kelly Ripa Hunter Tylo ever since she got her lips ballooned up. She looks like shit. Yes, I dislike celebrities for very superficial reasons. So what? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cruel\_butterfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@cruel\_butterfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cruel_butterfly)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/82 "2005-06-06T22:12:57Z")
Paris Hilton Li’l John Albert Brooks (except in _Finding Nemo_) Katie Couric Matt Lauer Jennifer Tilly (that voice!) Shelly Duvall Kyra Sedgewick Tony Danza Richard Jeni and… The-Guy-Who-Replaced-Steve on Blue’s Clues ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/83 "2005-06-06T23:02:56Z")
The entire cast of **Friends** and anyone who ever married/dated/slept with/bore a child to them. Sandra Bernhart (sp?) Richard Simmons Dr. Phil ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/84 "2005-06-07T02:02:03Z")
Adam Sandler (he annoys me more than everyone else on this list put together, with the possible exception of Jerry Lewis) Jerry Lewis Jim Carrey (except in “The Truman Show”) Fran Drescher Mike Tyson Paris Hilton Ashton Kutcher Two of the three guys from “Friends” (I don’t know their names, but the one I’m not referring to is the one who played the boyfriend on “Wonder Years”–David Schwimmer?) Pamela Anderson Ryan Seacrest ---
**Author:** ![Floyd13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@Floyd13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floyd13)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/85 "2005-06-07T03:03:21Z")
Sean Francis Hannity. Or as I like to refer to him, Francis. That bitch and his eyebrows make me want to smash the fuck out of his face with anything sharp or blunt. If I were Alan Colmes, there would be a homicide/suicide my first night on the job. ---
**Author:** ![Floyd13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@Floyd13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floyd13)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/86 "2005-06-07T03:13:29Z")
You’d think the preview post button would eliminate fuck ups. Guess I shouldn’t get that riled up when I post. What I meant to say was, as I like to call him, **Francine**. ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/87 "2005-06-07T03:59:44Z")
Jeter - God I enjoyed it when he fell into the stands last year. Jennifer Lopez - ugly, bad actor, bad singer, doesn’t understand the concept of clothes COVERING your in and out bits. Tom Cruise - I don’t care about his religion. He’s sleezy. U2 - good lord people, you’ve been around for how many centuries? And your music still all sounds the same. Keith Urban - I don’t know why Rascal Flatts - Your music sucks Paris Hilton - everything is NOT HOT! learn a new god damn word already. Bob from Bob’s furniture. I don’t know how many of you know him but he’s so friggen annoying. Mike Bertera from Bertera Auto (a local car dealer). He has an annoying nasal voice and the same mannerisms of Bob from Bob’s furniture. Janet Jackson - I swear she’s really a castrated man. That voice drives me batty. I have a lot more but for some reason, I can’t remember them. Actually, I know why. I have Mike Bertera’s voice in my head and it’s killing my few remaining brain cells. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/88 "2005-06-07T05:19:46Z")
Shania Twain Mike Piazza The Olsen twins Macauley Culkin Christina Aguilera Jennifer Lopez Catherine Zeta-Jones M. Night Shyamalan Hate 'em all. No obvious sound reason for it. Adam I used to hate Leonardo DiCaprio with a passion until I saw _Catch Me If You Can_. I don’t mind him so much now. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/89 "2005-06-07T05:31:12Z")
I hate them all for very good reasons, thank you. Sheryl Crow: because she won’t bang me. Madonna: because she probably would. Kevin Klien: because he is a hack of the highest order. Santana: the ‘Soul Sacrafice’ drum break. In EVERY song. Most all the others because they get paid for doin’ nothing. And chicks for free. Steve Howe I like. A real nice guy. Or so he seems… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/90 "2005-06-07T12:03:53Z")
I’ve hated Woody Allen from the first time I saw him. I always knew he was sleeze personified. When I saw him on the street during the whole Soon-Yi bruhaha, I had to refrain from slapping him. Jerry Seinfeld. Sleeze #2. John Travolta, who I have actually met. The older he gets, the more he looks like a space alien. I’m beginning to think he is one, and Scientology’s myth about other planets was right. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/91 "2005-06-07T12:23:22Z")
> [@zagloba](#): > > Yeah, then there was also Ali McGraw playing a character less than half her age. For years, I couldn’t imagine a worse actress than Ali McGraw. Compared to her, Poppin’ Fresh is Laurence Olivier. Then Paris Hilton came along… ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/92 "2005-06-07T12:53:42Z")
Rosie O’Donnell - She just seems so full of herself… so self absorbed. Dr. Phil - He’s just shock TV for conservatives. Plus, is it just me or is his advice pretty much the same and delivered the same way? Paris Hilton - No talent, no looks, no skills. 'nuff said. Oprah Winfrey - Simply because of the Oprah Book club. I applauded when I heard about the guy who refused to let his book get endorsed by her. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/93 "2005-06-07T13:05:22Z")
No reasons, just names. Brittney Spears. Ben Affliction. I’m sure there’s others, but these two really gall me. Oh, and Dennis Rodman. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/94 "2005-06-07T14:27:15Z")
Tom Cruise John Travolta Tony Danza Jerry Seinfeld Stephen Hawkins ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/95 "2005-06-07T14:50:28Z")
Milla Jovovich. I’m sure she’s a perfectly nice person, and she’s never done anything to wrong me. The problem is my husband thinks she’s hot, and he has a scrapbook full of pictures of her. He doesn’t have a book with even ONE picture of me. Kind of hurts when your SO puts a celebrity up on a pedestal before you. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/96 "2005-06-07T15:06:03Z")
Oops, sorry I’m late to the hate-fest! Anyway, in the category of wishing the facial transplant was farther on the road to reality: Steven Tyler: What sins did he commit in a prior existence that he has to look this way? Jim Carrey: I hate that whole rubber face look. Meg Ryan: Her mouth turns up at the corners in a perfectly sickening way Michael Jackson: Does this person _own_ a mirror? Jose Canseco: Smugness, weird steroidal twitching – what’s not to love? Pat Sajak: It’s either the face or the hair, or maybe just some awful synergistic combination of the two. All right, as to hating for other reasons: Wilford Brimley: Weird that someone so marginal (has he ever done anything but advertise oatmeal?) could be so detestable. Quite an accomplishment, when you think about it. Robin Williams: Now starring as… Robin Williams! Celine Dion: Someone needs to tell her, “You know, you’re rich enough that you could probably afford to eat more than once a day.” I’m sure there are more, but those are the ones who come readily to mind. ---
**Author:** ![pasunejen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/58956e/32.png) [@pasunejen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pasunejen)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/97 "2005-06-07T15:21:09Z")
Colin Farrell Russell Crowe Catherine Zeta Jones Renee Zellwegger The first two especially cause frighteningly strong feelings of loathing. And that’s just the way it is. ---
**Author:** ![Club\_33](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@Club\_33](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Club_33)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/98 "2005-06-07T15:25:25Z")
Jon Heder Ben Affleck Carrot Top Keanu Reeves Martha Stewart Richard Dawson Ari Fleisher Will Ferrell Adam Sandler ---
**Author:** ![silk1976](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@silk1976](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silk1976)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/99 "2005-06-07T15:51:33Z")
Ohhh so many to choose from, but off the top of my head: Top two who should just go away forever: Keanu Reeves Dennis Miller The rest just get under my skin for some reason: Ben Affleck Derek Jeter Paris Hilton Sandra Bernhard Tom Cruise ---
**Author:** ![libwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/76d3ee/32.png) [@libwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/libwen)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337/100 "2005-06-07T18:14:23Z")
I really hate Helena Bonham-Carter. I’m sure she’s a nice person, but I detest the fact that Tim Burton uses her in everything he does now, because that means I have to see her! Gah! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-hate-without-any-real-justification/296337.md?page=6)