# Celebrities you have a strange secret crush on (confess!)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 17, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884 "2003-03-17T00:27:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@big\_alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/big_alex)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/21 "2003-03-17T13:14:49Z")
jack lemmon
and an English commedian, Boothby Graffoe
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### Author:  [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/22 "2003-03-17T13:31:43Z")
Lauren Graham. (She Plays the 30-something Mom on Gilmore Girls, who likes all the Good 80s music) God, I’d love to be on some schlokey celebrity ‘beat the clock’ kind of gameshow with her:
“Now, with your hands behind your back, lets see if you can tie Lauren’s tongue into a knot. We’ve put 30 years on the clock…Go!!!”
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/23 "2003-03-17T13:37:47Z")
Montel Williams. The man is damn gorgeous.
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### Author:  [@Saintly\_Loser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saintly_Loser)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/24 "2003-03-17T13:39:14Z")
Judy Woodruff (is that the right spelling?). PBS talking head. She’s a babe.
Benazir Bhutto (again, not sure about the spelling).
Joyce Carol Oates.
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### Author:  [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/25 "2003-03-17T13:43:09Z")
> [@](#):
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> ## \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \* \*\*quote:
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> ## Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor Betty Page, the 1950s pin-up queen.
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> She’s 15 years older than my Mother, man. :o \*\*
Judi Dench, more than 20 years older than my mom…
And on a slightly less weird, but not exactly pin-up note, Sigourney Weaver.
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### Author:  [@GoldenGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoldenGael)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/26 "2003-03-17T15:06:04Z")
**Sandra Bernhard…**
Yes, I know, I’ve said it before. There’s just something about those lips and the supraorbital ridge and that voice – she’s the bizarre love child of Mick Jagger and Rondo Hatton, and I love her.
She recently turned up as an attorney on one of the _Law and Order_ shows, wearing a suit(!) and a menacing expression. I don’t think she smiled once. Wow.
I often fantasize about having her to myself for a long weekend down in the Florida Keys. I’m sure **GoldenGael** would come through it relatively unharmed (except perhaps for the rope burns and bleeding hickeys), but I like to think she would need extensive therapy afterwards.
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### Author:  [@nisosbar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nisosbar)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/27 "2003-03-17T15:43:03Z")
That half-Hawaiian guy from Saved by the Bell.
Scott Baio
A younger Tony Danza
Justin Timberlake
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### Author:  [@nisosbar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nisosbar)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/28 "2003-03-17T15:48:03Z")
Oh, sorry - STRANGE… Hmmmm…
Hosni Mubarak
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### Author:  [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/29 "2003-03-17T15:58:25Z")
As a fan of the DIY/WDTDIYWY\* genre of television, I can only add:
Tommy “the builder” Walsh
Frank Bielec
If you don’t know, don’t ask. It’s safer that way.
\*Do it Yourself/We Do The Do It Yourself With You (ala Trading Spaces)
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### Author:  [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/30 "2003-03-17T16:19:12Z")
Cokie Roberts, Christiane Amanpour, and - God help me, but…
Meredith Vieira. :eek:
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### Author:  [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/31 "2003-03-17T16:46:05Z")
Victoria Wood, very funny and strangely sexy,
Charlotte Church, needs to be turned to the dark side,
Lisa Simpson (when she is grown up),
Ths Borg Queen (and of course 7 of 9, but that wouldn’t be strange),
Just about the whole cast of Rocky Horror
Cheers, Bippy
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### Author:  [@austen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/austen)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/32 "2003-03-17T19:50:07Z")
Christopher Walken
Ciaran Hinds
Christopher Meloni
John Hannah
yum yum yummy
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### Author:  [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/33 "2003-03-17T20:01:04Z")
ummmmmmm
John Cleese
and my DH will NEVER understand that!
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### Author:  [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/34 "2003-03-17T20:05:32Z")
**Bob Simon** , CBS news correspondent. Yummy on a stick, and smart to boot. Rowrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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### Author:  [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/35 "2003-03-17T20:15:52Z")
The chick painted green in the Aerosmith “Pink” video.
**Jill Hennessy** (but that’s not too weird)
**Christina Ricci** (may not be weird now, but I though she was cute in the Addam’s Family)
I don’t think it’s weird, but I tend to be alone on this one: **Mila Kunis**
**Sara Gilbert** as Darlene Connor
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### Author:  [@FabioClone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FabioClone)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/36 "2003-03-17T20:41:39Z")
**Florence Henderson** -aka “Carol Brady”
While everyone else my age was hot for Marsha, I kept thinking
“Damn! That mom is foxy!” The best part of the show is when she would be in bed wearing those sexy nightgowns and reading a book. You just know as soon as the lights go off she was working over Mike with that fine body of hers.
The strange part is, I still think she’s hot today. Those denture commercials are strangely arousing. Think about it… she can take out her teeth. That’s hot!
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### Author:  [@burundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burundi)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/37 "2003-03-17T20:44:48Z")
> [@](#):
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> _originally posted by samarm_
> I never understood what attracted Julia Roberts to him [Lyle Lovett]. Seriously, is it the long face? I don’t get it.
I can’t speak for Julia, but he’s tall and lanky, which I dig, and he has a fascinating face. He just looks like very interesting person. And I like his music a lot.
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### Author:  [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/38 "2003-03-17T20:56:06Z")
[Henry Rollins](http://21361.com/site/photo.html)
There’s just something about a funny, short, muscular, articulate, screaming tattooed freak.
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### Author:  [@TJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJay)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/39 "2003-03-17T21:16:19Z")
**George Peppard** - when he was Hannibal in the A Team - might not sound so strange, but I had posters of him on my walls when I was 11, when all my other friends had posters of George Michael!
Must have been that grin (or was it a sneer?) with the cigar clamped between his teeth…
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### Author:  [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/celebrities-you-have-a-strange-secret-crush-on-confess/161884/40 "2003-03-17T21:22:12Z")
_blushing_
Steve Irwin.
Those damn shorts just make me MELT.
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